Tuesday, September 30, 2014

OctPoWriMo 2014


Team Netherworld is participating in OctPoWriMo again in 2014! 
We are considering making an e-book featuring all of our Poems of Autumn.
More about that later!
Follow along, and read poems that will be much better than this:

Persistent dry hack
Not lung disease
But allergies
Hand me a Zyrtec forthwith!

It's not quite Vogon poetry, but it is pretty awful. 
It's also the truth.

~Helena~

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 30

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Original Photo:

Vintage Verse:
Aurora Hylton

Palate-Pleasing Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister


This concludes our thirty day Haiga journey.
Thank you for joining us.
Cheers!

Monday, September 29, 2014

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Netherworld News: Apples and Submissions


The theme for this week's Theme Thursday is apples. We've featured a lot of apples in our poems this month at Poetry of the Netherworld. So, here is a tangerine to shake things up a little.
We like apples and tangerines, and we really like writing poetry. 
The featured letter for Alphabe-Thursday is S. S is the first letter in the word Submissions, so we are pleased to inform you about a place that's looking for your poetry submissions. Head for the Reverie Journal to find out more!
S is also the first letter in the phrase Spread the Word. So, let your readers know about the Reverie's call for Submissions. They're sure to thank you, particularly if they get picked like a choice apple!
I need to stop now, because this is getting very silly. Thank you for your time, and for picking Poetry of the Netherworld as the selection for your reading pleasure.

~Faycin A Croud~
(dodges rotting produce)

Free Thinking Decor


Stop
Thinking that
It's your right
To use women as
Part of your own personal
Decorating scheme; as your arm candy
Stop thinking that it's your right to
Treat women like we are placed on Earth
Only for your personal desires, your very own slave
To be there when you want us and gone when
You tire of us; we are only here for your whims
Stop thinking that it's your right to believe that women are lesser
That our first duty is to be pleasing to your eye
That we are less intelligent, that our aspirations mean less
That we are in the world to serve men
That we should look as you tell us
That we should act as you dictate
If you say jump, we should say
How high do you wish?
That we should serve
On our knees
No more
Stop

~Faycin A Croud~

Faycin is a 53 year old everyday woman--a worker, a mother, a human being--who is fed up with sexism.

Written for The Reverie Poetry Journal
Poetry of The Netherworld
and
Women everywhere

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 25

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Verse and Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister


The Cheese says:
This one's all me. When I saw the prompt, I laid my claim on it. 
When I was a kid, I had designs on being a paleontologist, because I loved dinosaurs so much. Of course the days of my youth are so long ago that the job was called "dinosaur veterinarian."

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Wordless Wednesday: September 24, 2014


Ya know what I love about Wordless Wednesday?
I can just take one of the photos I used in a post or for a Photoshop, slap it on the page, and publish it. It's the ultimate in lazy blogging for someone who loves to be lazy any chance she gets. Unfortunately, I don't get to be lazy very often. Even when I have down time, I tend to feel like I always have to be doing, doing, doing. 
I also don't tend to do a very good job with the Wordless part. 
"But Cheese, this is a poetry blog, not a picture blog."
Meh. Pictures? They're just wordless poetry!

~The Cheese~


Carpe Diem Autumn Haiku: Apples

If only the apples on my tree were this intact

Most of the apples
On the tree beside my house
Bit by birds and worms

~Cie~


30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 24

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Magical Verse:
Tempest Nightingale LeTrope

Mystical Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister


Tempest Note:
I think that this might be the sort of nursery that Ron and Hermione might create for their children.

Monday, September 22, 2014

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 22

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Fanciful Original Photo:

Whimsical Verse:
Wanda Psycho

Easy Breezy Photoshop:
Cie Cheesemeister


Imaginary Garden With Real Toads

Note from The Cheese:
I knew I wouldn't be likely to find a picture of an elephant eating ice cream, but when I saw this image with its wonderful, dreamlike quality, I knew it would be perfect for Wanda's fabulously nonsensical verse. It would be the kind of dream you'd wake up laughing about, unless, of course, you have a phobia of floating elephants, Band-Aids, or ice cream.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Interpreting St. Francis of Assisi in Haiku

http://chevrefeuillescarpediem.blogspot.com/2014/09/carpe-diem-special-108-words-by-francis.html

In spite of my faults
I hope you will remember
What I did with love

~Wanda~

We were given these words of St. Francis to interpret in a Haiku:
"Remember that when you leave this earth you can taken nothing of what you have received, but only what you have a given: a full heart, enriched by honest service, love, sacrifice, and courage".

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 21

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Verse: 
Wanda Psycho

Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister


Note from Wanda:
I said I'd never write (at least publicly) another poem after the fiasco that happened the last time I tried. But I have done so here. Please be kind.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

The Tree and the Knight: A Shadorma


The Tree and the Knight:
A Shadorma
 Beneath my
Branches he murdered
The vixen
Her pelt he
Now drapes shamelessly across
His brutish shoulders

~Opal~

Shadorma is a Spanish 6-line poem of 3/5/3/3/7/5 syllable lines respectively.

Prompts Used:

Cross-Posted:

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 20

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Verse:
Thalia Graves

Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister


Thursday, September 18, 2014

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 18

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Verse:
Illsa Gorrey

Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister


Illsa's note:
When I was fourteen, I had a paper route. I actually did have a bicycle, but I never could master throwing and pedaling at the same time so I walked the route. 
My family wasn't by any means wealthy, but we weren't poor either. My father (R.I.P.) worked construction and handyman jobs. He was also a decent mechanic. He could fix just about anything, so even though our house was nothing fancy, it was a place we were proud of. Dad put a lot of work into it.
My route was in a run-down area of town. A lot of people down there owned guard dogs: Dobermans, German Shepherds, Pit Bulls. The majority of the dogs would bark but stay their place in the yard. Some of them actually became friendly towards me over time. But there was this one yard with a low fence and two very aggressive dogs. 
My sixteen-year-old brother started walking the route with me when he realized where it was. I didn't have the route for long. Once my father became fully aware of the situation, he made me quit. He was all fired up to go talk to those people about their dogs, but my mother talked him out of it. She filed a complaint with animal control. Maybe they got ticketed, but nothing was ever done about the dogs.
It's always sobering when I realize that my father has now been dead for almost as many years as he was alive.

~Illsa~

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Saturday, September 13, 2014

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 13

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"Circuspeanut" by Dictouray at English Wikipedia - Own work. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons - http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Circuspeanut.jpg#mediaviewer/File:Circuspeanut.jpg

Wikipedia Entry on The Horror of Circus Peanuts

Stomach-Churning Verse:
Tempest Nightingale LeTrope

Gruesome Photoshop Manipulation:
Cie Cheesemeister