Saturday, April 30, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022: This Is The End

 

Image by Colleen ODell from Pixabay

The day has arrived. No music again as I received some bad news medically speaking yesterday and my tiny withered pea brain can't process both music and writing poetry today.

Moving On

Prompts Used


Write a cento. A cento is a poem that uses lines from other poems.


Write a remix poem.


Write a moving on poem.

Well, I have to say, this is pretty swell. NaPoWriMo calls it a Cento. Writers Digest calls it a remix poem and asks for a moving on poem. Give me a few minutes, and I'll call this fucker Done. I'll give it a quick edit and toss it over to The Temz Review so they can reject it and I can get about self-publishing it.

I just submitted my chapbook to The Temz Review at 5:30 MST. 

Stick a fork in this sucker, it's done!

~Ornery Owl Is Relieved~


Ornery Owl, sticking a fork in this year's Poetry Sausage
Free use image from Open Clipart Vectors


Hangry Wyrm says "It's done? Hot damn! Let's eat!
Free use image from Pixabay








Friday, April 29, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 29

 

Image by Hans Braxmeier from Pixabay

Here's the image I chose to make a Haiga from my Blue Senryu, The Last Worst Thing. The Haiga image won't appear in the chapbook manuscript, only the Senryu

No music again today. I'm still a bit shaky after my excursion to the dentist yesterday. I find dental work traumatic. I think I'll compose an essay for the Women on Writing Creative Nonfiction Essay Contest featuring my thoughts on that topic.


I've entered this contest several times and have yet to place. Maybe I'm not woman enough or maybe my essays aren't essay enough. Meh. Whatever.

The Last Worst Thing

prompts used

https://www.napowrimo.net/day-twenty-nine-8/

And here’s our prompt (optional, as always). In certain versions of the classic fairytale Sleeping Beauty, various fairies or witches are invited to a princess’s christening, and bring her gifts. One fairy/witch, however, is not invited, and in revenge for the insult, lays a curse on the princess. Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a poem in which you muse on the gifts you received at birth — whether they are actual presents, like a teddy bear, or talents – like a good singing voice – or circumstances – like a kind older brother, as well as a “curse” you’ve lived with (your grandmother’s insistence on giving you a new and completely creepy porcelain doll for every birthday, a bad singing voice, etc.).

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/2022-april-pad-challenge-day-29

Write a "The Last Blank" poem.

I combined the prompts and wrote a blue Senryu of which I'm quite proud. I'm sure nobody else will like it. That's always the way with the things I write. The ones I like best are the ones everyone else hates.

I'm off to make my Haiga now. 

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~

Free use image by Moonzigg on Pixabay


Thursday, April 28, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 28

 


The image above is what I'll be using to create my concrete poem or just illustrated poem entitled glaucoma. I'm crap at making concrete poems. I can make a diamond, an hourglass, or a vortex. I can be a little more creative if I'm using pencil and paper and I have a lot of erasers.

I have glaucoma and the last time I went to the specialist my optic nerve pressure was high even though I'm using the drops. We increased the drops to twice a day. I go tomorrow for a recheck. If the pressure is still high, I'll have to have surgery, and I'm not excited about that prospect.

Glaucoma Sucks

prompts used


Write a concrete poem


write a sight poem

No music today. I was unable to go to the dentist for close to 10 years. I suppose I got lucky in only having five small cavities on the lower level. I have a tendency for food to get trapped between my lower teeth and I end up with small cavities between the teeth or at the gum level. I hate having my teeth worked on so I'm wound up pretty tight and music would only make it worse.

Also, I have the feeling that I've made people mad at me again without meaning to. I guess there are people who deliberately like to provoke others, but I'm not one of them. This has been my biggest problem with having ADHD. I've always been misunderstood because things that make sense to me with my spider on LSD thought patterns don't make sense to other people and they think I'm deliberately being contrary or an asshole, but I'm not. Then I go and hide for a while and people accuse me of being lazy or a flake. It's a never-ending story that really sucks ass.

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken (and probably pissed someone off)~


Free use image from open clipart vectors

 

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 27


Image by Wolfgang Eckert from Pixabay

I'm a mess this morning, People. I woke up to a nasty charley horse in my right calf. It's that time of year when I don't need the furnace on during the day but I do at night because the temperatures drop and when the house is cold, I suffer from muscle cramps. 

I lived in a dilapidated mobile home with no heat for many years. It was miserably hot in the summer and freezing cold in the winter. I lived paycheck to paycheck and couldn't afford to get the furnace fixed. There is a pervasive attitude that some people "deserve" to live in such conditions--or worse--and the fact that people can think that way stymies me. 

Robert Lee Brewer, architect of the April and November PAD challenges at Writers
Digest, has issued the poetry remix challenge, but I'm going to table that until April 30 and make the remix the last poem in my chapbook manuscript.

There are three days left before we stick a fork in this sucker. Let's get going.

Not the Syrupy Kind

Prompts used


Write a duplex poem.

A duplex poem consists of seven, two-line stanzas. The second line of the first stanza is echoed by (but not identical to) the first line of the second stanza, the second line of the second stanza is echoed by (but not identical to) the first line of the third stanza, and so on. The last line of the poem is the same as the first.


write a love or anti-love poem

I wrote about the kind of love that can save the world. Forget that moon-June-tune nonsense. The world needs altruistic love, charitable love. The world needs tolerance. I often think that tolerance is a more vital quality than absolute acceptance. No human will find every person's way of life acceptable, but we need to tolerate even those whose ideas we disagree with. 

Hence, I may find tRump supporters odious, but it is unacceptable for me to burn down their house or even vandalize their oversize truck covered in tRump 2024 stickers and flying two big tRump flags in the back. In order to maintain peace in my community, I need to coexist with these people even if I loathe their ideology. 

Things are too violent these days
We need to remember that peace is the way.

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~

Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay


Tuesday, April 26, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 25/26



The gal in the cover thumbnail for today's soundtrack is going surfing. I've only been to the ocean once, and that was 41 years ago. I never learned how to surf, but I developed an admiration not only for anyone who can surf but also for people who can keep their swimsuit bottoms up. 

I learned quickly that it was best for me to wear a one-piece when I rose from the ocean with sand in my drawers and my bikini bottom dropped, exposing my bottom to amused beachgoers. Never mind that horror show, let's double-dip into today's prompts.

My Own Aisling

Prompts used


Write a response poem.

The answer is in the title and the first two lines of the poem.


Write an aisling. An Aisling is an Irish poem that recounts a dream or vision featuring a woman who represents the land or country where the poet lives.

Vaudeville Reincarnated

prompts used


Write a poem using an epic simile. My simile involves a comparison between the birds that congregate in the tree outside my window and Vaudeville performers.


The prompt asks for a Haibun alluding to bird songs or a favorite songbird.

The April PAD Challenge prompt wasn't ready yet, so I'll have to crunch the prompts for the 26th and 27th tomorrow.

Once again, there is no rest for the wicked. I need to work on my story for The First Line, and I need to visit the other participants in the WEP Challenge. But first, I need something to eat. Later!

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~


Ornery Owl says "I'm hungry!"
Free use image from Open Clipart Vectors


Hangry Wyrm says "then let's eat!"
Free use image from Pixabay


Sunday, April 24, 2022

April PAD Chalenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 24

 


Hello Poetry People! The second night of the sleep study went much more smoothly than the first. I didn't sleep as peacefully as this cat and I certainly didn't look as cute, but I was able to get a decent six hours of sleep interrupted only by my usual 4 AM foray to the bathroom and morning medication routine. 

I have some suggestions in case any of you ever have the joy of doing a sleep study like the one I did.

The first night I was wearing a tank top and the monitor belt started cutting into my armpits. Last night I wore a light t-shirt and avoided that problem.

Be very careful with the cord leading from the monitor to the pulse oximeter. I accidentally knelt on the first one while getting into bed and it was a pain in the ass to reattach. I was very mindful of the cord to the pulse oximeter last night.

Unlike the heart monitor and the pulse oximeter, the cannula contains no specific electronics. There were two cannulas. The one I wore on the first night was extremely uncomfortable. The one I used last night was much less obtrusive. Had I known of the cannulas having the possibility of fitting differently, I would have tried both of them and used the one that fit comfortably on both nights.

Enough about the sleep study. Let's get to today's poetry prompts.

Hard-Boiled

Prompts Used

write a poem in which you describe something with a hard-boiled simile.

The poem begins with the line "As lonely as a lost world buried by time and dust." I stole the "buried by time and dust" bit from the song of the same name released by the Norwegian black metal band Mayhem. The lyrics were written by the late Per Yngve Ohlin, the Swedish vocalist who was Mayhem's frontman from 1988 to 1991. He committed suicide in 1991. His lyrics focused on depressive and occult subject matter.

The song appears on the band's Live in Leipzig album with Ohlin on vocals. It was recorded in November 1990 but not released until 1993. The song also appears on Mayhem's 1994 album De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas with Hungarian vocalist Atilla Csihar. 


write a superhero or supervillain poem


prompt word term


Prompt: black, white, and remnants of gray

That's going to do it for now. I've got a lot to work to do today. As I always say, no rest for the wicked. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll be glad when this year's April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo wraps.

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~


Free use image from Open Clipart Vectors





Saturday, April 23, 2022

Snippet: A Hard Rain #8Sunday #CharitySunday #SnipSun #MFRWHooks



The following is a snippet from my recent WEP Challenge project. I have not published it anywhere but on this site. However, it is doomed to eventual inclusion in one of my unspeakable volumes of poetry and prose.

Genre: Nonfiction, Personal Essay

I have lived in dry climates all my life. Where most people use rain as a euphemism for gloom, to me rain always represented hope. I was always happy-ish when it rained.

It was hot during the first part of September 2013. To quote the Boulder Daily Camera, “the talk on the street the first full weekend of September was about the heat. Boulder tied a record for the date with 93 degrees that Sunday.”

I was living in a mobile home park in Lafayette, Colorado, and working the night shift as a resident assistant in a retirement community with independent apartments, an assisted living center, and a long-term care center. I liked working the night shift. If things were quiet, following my rounds through the halls of the apartments, I had ample time to complete my clerical tasks and then work on my own projects. Or play games.

Follow the link if you'd like to read the remainder of the 1000-word essay.


In honor of completing this year's Camp NaNoWriMo project, I will donate a dollar for every comment received on this post to NaNoWriMo.


In my Make It Happen Thursday post, I contrasted my love for Camp NaNoWriMo with my loathing for regular NaNoWriMo.


Here are the highlights from that fevered foray into madness.

Camp NaNoWriMo and regular NaNoWriMo are like two sides of the same coin. The Camp NaNoWriMo side is shiny, pleasant, and encouraging. It plays uplifting music whenever it comes up in a toss while beautiful birds fly through the air carrying a brightly colored banner proclaiming YOU CAN DO THIS, WINNER!

The regular NaNoWriMo side of the coin was minted in the depths of Mount Doom from shards of broken glass, rusty nails, and used razor blades, and carries with it the sensation of being forced to do horrible homework in hell while being whacked across the knuckles at varying intervals by a demon nun wielding a spiked ruler. It plays the screeching sound of nails on a chalkboard turned up to 11 every time it comes up in a toss. 

I also discuss my return to writing erotica.

I will be pleased to wrap this poetry manuscript up. The April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo, September's Haiga/Poetry Illustration Challenge which I inflict on myself annually, OctPoWriMo in October (duh), and the November PAD Chapbook Challenge/NaNoHellMo really wring me out. Each of those sessions leaves me feeling like it's time to throw in the towel, but there's no rest for the wicked. I also need to complete a 5000-ish word story for The First Line by the end of this month. I forgot about it, so it's time to get crackin'. 


You have until the end of this month to sign up for my newsletter if you'd like to receive a free copy of my first poetry volume, Another Autumn. I'm planning some cool changes to the newsletter format this year, so don't miss out! 


Click the following link if you'd like to have a sneak peek at Another Autumn.


~Ornery Owl Has Lost the Plot~









April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 22/23



I intended to publish this post yesterday but ended up being very busy. Then I had to wear a pulse oximeter in the evening as part of a sleep study so I couldn't type. I have one more night of this beastly sleep study and I'll be glad to send that cyborg rig back. The heart rate monitor belt started cutting into my armpits, the pulse oximeter was inconvenient and I kept pulling its cord out of the monitor, and the prongs of the nasal cannula for the apnea test were so long it felt like they were there to locate my brain through my nose. Never mind all that, let's get to the prompts.

Yesterday's poem was called Paleontology 3319, and it was about future scientists discovering an extinct species: frogs. Climate change is causing problems for frog populations.

Prompts used

Write a poem featuring repetition


Write an organism poem


Write a riddle poem

Now for today's prompts. Why don't we give DJ Fernando Ferreyra a listen while I gather these?


 https://odysee.com/@xcmusic:4/ibiza-deep-house-2020-vol-17-:1?r=GTwnGJ4fFBQfzuJgpHVpfKBKaC9b8B16

Sleepless in Grover

Prompts Used

https://www.napowrimo.net/day-twenty-three-8/

Prompt: write a short, sharp poem.

I wrote a limerick about the discomfort experienced from the heart rate monitor, apnea sensor, and pulse oximeter I had to wear for an in-home sleep study.

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/2022-april-pad-challenge-day-23

Write a conspiracy poem.

My limerick closed with the line "a conspiracy to prevent sleeping."



Great music in this one, but the aesthetic appears to be all butt all the time. Hence the video gets pushed to the bottom of the post.

~Ornery Owl is Not Well-Rested~


Image by Dmitry Abramov from Pixabay
"Did you have to do the miserable sleep study too, Harry?"
"That was a sleep study? I thought it was a new form of torture devised by Voldemort."




Thursday, April 21, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 21 + Make It Happen Thursday



Good day, Poetry People. I'm pleased that the Deep House Mix channel managed to make their introductory image look like it came from a beach vacation rather than a strip club for today's video. I'm grateful for whatever crumbs the Universe throws my way.

I made myself miserable by looking at my KDP sales report. I learned something, but it was still a miserable experience. What I learned is nobody cares about poetry and I need to start writing erotica again. 

People have strange perceptions of authors who write erotica. They get the idea that we're all insatiable sex fiends. Although I've encountered a few erotica authors who were into swinging lifestyles, often they're just ordinary people. 

Personally, I look like an unmade bed and have the libido of a haunted car with four flat tires and a cracked engine block. This car will kill you if you try to drive it. 

You may wonder why a crabby old bat who compares herself to an immobile haunted car would write erotica. 

The answer is simple. It's a fun genre to write. I find myself able to cut loose with erotica in a way that I can't with other genres. 

Enough about the smutty side of Naughty Netherworld Press. For now, let's look at today's non-erotic prompts. 

The Sound of Lost Things and Absent Friends

Prompts Used


This prompt asks you to write a poem in which you first recall someone you used to know closely but are no longer in touch with, then a job you used to have but no longer do, and then a piece of art that you saw once and that has stuck with you over time. Finally, close the poem with an unanswerable question.

I did a sweet suite of four Haibun with this multi-part prompt.

Write a Sound poem

Write a poem using one of the rose names on the list. I chose Absent Friends.

Words for Wednesday

Prompt word: Dewdrops

Write about an encounter with an animal


I used the prompt for the title question, will anything ever unite us and also the alternate question that came to mind, will anything ever reunite us? Other than that, I really didn't follow the prompt.


Today I would also like to give a shout-out to the folks at the Write Edit Publish Now blog. You have until tomorrow if you'd like to enter a piece in the bi-monthly WEP challenge.

For more about the WEP Challenge, visit the following link.

To read my entry, follow the breadcrumbs to the gingerbread house.

Eh, it's actually a yellow brick house. Don't worry, I'm not going to eat you for dinner. I'm making a knockoff version of Pork Al Pastor using the slow cooker function on my dearly beloved Instant Pot, and I'm going to serve that over rice tonight.

Good gravy but I find the stripper aesthetic that the creator of the fantastic deep house video mixes favors for thumbnails aggravating. Fortunately, the rest of the video seems to be free of such imagery.



I've officially completed my Camp NaNoWriMo goal. I heart Camp NaNoWriMo almost as much as I despise regular NaNoWriMo. 

Camp NaNoWriMo and regular NaNoWriMo are like two sides of the same coin. The Camp NaNoWriMo side is shiny, pleasant, and encouraging. It plays uplifting music whenever it comes up in a toss while beautiful birds fly through the air carrying a brightly colored banner proclaiming YOU CAN DO THIS, WINNER!

The regular NaNoWriMo side of the coin was minted in the depths of Mount Doom from shards of broken glass, rusty nails, and used razor blades, and carries with it the sensation of being forced to do horrible homework in hell while being whacked across the knuckles at varying intervals by a demon nun wielding a spiked ruler. It plays the screeching sound of nails on a chalkboard turned up to 11 every time it comes up in a toss. 

Maybe next time I'll tell you how I really feel about NaNoWriMo and not hold back. 😜

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~




Wednesday, April 20, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 20



This is one of the rare occasions when the creator of the Deep House Mix videos didn't opt for the Babes in Bikinis aesthetic right out of the starting gate. I can't vouch for the rest of the video as I've only listened rather than watched, but at least the initial image doesn't make me roll my eyes.

Feel free to read the essay that I wrote for the WEP Challenge yesterday if you desire. You have until the 22nd to share a piece of your own for the challenge.


And now on to today's prompts.

The Macaroni and Cheese Conundrum

Prompts Used


Write a poem that anthropomorphizes a food
I wrote a poem comparing mac and cheese variably to a stoner on a couch, movie theatre nachos, a lab experiment, and a dish at a pretentious artisan bistro.


Write a poem using the six provided words.

Well, I am hungry now, so I'm going to wrap this up. Happy writing!

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~


Free use image from Open Clipart Vectors


Free use image from Pixabay

This is Ornery's pal Hangry Wyrm. She reminds me that it's okay to eat when my abusive life partner ED (Eating Disorder) starts praising me for restricting food.




A Hard Rain in Boulder, Colorado (WEP Challenge)

 

Photo Source:

Genre: Nonfiction, Personal Essay

I have lived in dry climates all my life. Where most people use rain as a euphemism for gloom, to me rain always represented hope. I was always happy-ish when it rained.

It was hot during the first part of September 2013. To quote the Boulder Daily Camera, “the talk on the street the first full weekend of September was about the heat. Boulder tied a record for the date with 93 degrees that Sunday.”

I was living in a mobile home park in Lafayette, Colorado, and working the night shift as a resident assistant in a retirement community with independent apartments, an assisted living center, and a long-term care center. I liked working the night shift. If things were quiet, following my rounds through the halls of the apartments, I had ample time to complete my clerical tasks and then work on my own projects. Or play games.

Let’s not tell anyone about the playing games part. It makes me sound less than focused and determined and more like the disorganized mess that I truly am.

I worked Thursday through Sunday nights. I have never done well working 40-hour weeks. The fact that I could work 32-hour weeks, get full benefits, and make a couple bucks extra per hour for weekend and night shift differentials made this job a reasonably ideal fit for me.

When it started raining on September 9, which was a Monday, I was happy. I didn’t expect it to last for long. I was pleased when it continued raining on Tuesday and Wednesday. On Thursday, when I was due to go back to work, I started thinking that maybe it would be best for the rain to wrap things up, but it just kept hammering down. When one of my co-workers called to ask me if I would be able to make it in to work, I said that I would try.

By the time I realized I should have turned around and headed home, I couldn’t. Beyond Arapahoe Avenue, Baseline Road offers few places to turn off, and I was boxed in between a truck and another car. My only choice was to continue to Boulder.

As I approached the Baseline Reservoir, I saw that what was usually a field with a small stream had become a lake where the wind whipped up choppy waves that rolled across Baseline. As I followed the truck, one of those waves slammed into the side of my car. I was terrified that I would be swept over the guard rail and into the newly formed, angry lake. I managed to keep the car on the road. 

I was in shock when I arrived at work. My heart was pounding. Everything was chaos. I walked like a zombie into the wellness center, changed into my swimsuit, and got into the therapy pool to start my workout as usual. I was about 15 minutes into my workout when I heard a transformer explode outside. That was it for the workout.

I made my way to the locker room to shower and change into my work clothes in the dark. Fortunately, the backup generator kicked in. 

As I was trying to get dressed, a confused resident came in and started demanding to know what was going on. I told her that I could help her when I had finished dressing, but she wasn’t hearing it. Fortunately, by the time her husband came in to find her, I was fully covered.

I took my gear upstairs and found my evening shift co-worker, who ended up staying overnight. People from all departments worked together to try and assist the disabled residents from the long-term care center. At one point, Linda and I had to assist a long-term care resident, who had been placed on a couch, in changing her incontinence brief. We did our best to block her from others’ view as we helped her. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom, and we didn’t know where the wheelchairs had been taken.

My sciatica was already bad, and it became worse after this incident. The independent living section was four floors and some 250 apartments. I walked a couple of miles every night. Without the elevators to assist in my rounds, my sciatica was exacerbated.

The administration tried to keep us on site after our shifts, but Linda and I both left around ten in the morning. She wanted to check on her elderly mother and I wanted to make sure my cats were all right. I remember my little Lafayette, who I would lose a couple of years later to multiple system failure, greeting me. He was always happy to see me.

I had trouble writing for around a month following this incident. I felt that I didn’t deserve to indulge myself with such a luxury. Only four people died in the flood, but that was four people too many. Why would someone as worthless as me survive while others died?

When I returned home, I was relieved to see that it only looked like a hard rain had fallen. Just a few miles to the south, an entire road was washed away. It has never been replaced. 345 homes in Boulder were destroyed and 557 were damaged, some to the point where they were unlivable. My home was spared.

Many of my co-workers lost their vehicles, which were in the flooded underground parking garage. When the water was drained from the garage, the vehicles were stacked on top of each other. My vehicle was spared because I parked in the above-ground lot.

I came out of this incident relatively unscathed. I am thinking of it now because the Western United States is in the middle of a mega-drought. It’s very dry where I am, and I am wishing for rain, but not too much rain. The parched ground wouldn’t absorb it properly. 

I am also thinking about this incident because I am once again feeling bad about my writing.

998 words

Here are the total amounts of rain from Boulder, Colorado’s 100-year flood.

Mon., Sept. 9: 0.25 inches

Tues, Sept. 10: 1.02 inches

Weds., Sept. 11: 1.92 inches

Thurs., Sept. 12: 9.08 inches

Fri., Sept. 13: 2.44 inches

Sat., Sept. 14: 0.01 inches

Sun., Sept. 15: 1.94 inches 

Mon., Sept. 16: 0.49 inches

Eight-day total: 17.15 inches

Source: https://www.dailycamera.com/2013/09/21/eight-days-1000-year-rain-100-year-flood/

 Full critique, I guess, but please try not to be rude or hateful.

Also, please don't toss out the old "I hope this isn't autobiographical" chestnut. It is autobiographical and I won't be made to feel guilty for writing it.

I apologize for not returning comments during the February session. I have been having a difficult time with myself this year. I will venture to do better this time. It's not you, it's me. I'm a hot mess.

 

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 18 and 19


Hello People. You may notice that I pushed the soundtrack to the bottom of the post. There's some great music on this one for us Deep House fans, but the "Hot Babe in a Bikini Top Too Tiny To Contain Her Boobs" aesthetic just makes me tired. The video is not just wall-to-wall babes in bikinis, thankfully, and anyway, I don't really watch the videos. Now that we have that out of the way, let's jump into this mess.

We Said

Prompts Used


write your own poem that provides five answers to the same question – without ever specifically identifying the question that is being answered.


Write a "We Blank" poem.


Use the word "tree"

By Your Command

Prompts Used


Write a poem that starts with a command.


Write a what's there or what's not there poem.

What's not there in my lexicon?

The word "obey."


Write a piece in 85 words using the word Lexicon. 

Time for a rant. Like, what the fuck, Pixabay? I did a search for the word "feminism" and was blasted in the face with multiple images of tits and ass. Want to know why we still need feminism? There isn't time enough to go into that here, but the short answer is, ask Pixabay.

If you want better images, search for the term "feminist." 

Sigh. We certainly have not come a long way, Baby. It's the same shit on a different day in the fight for women to be seen as human. 

The poems I wrote today were about surviving sexual assault and dealing with casual misogyny. I spent a fair bit of time yesterday revisiting events that happened around the time that I was sexually assaulted by my ex-boyfriend going on 25 years ago now. I'm not going to dive deeper into the subject with this post, but now you know the gist. 

~Ornery Owl Was Broken but Refuses to Be Silenced~

Image by Gordon Johnson from Pixabay



Sunday, April 17, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Easter Concert



Let's listen as Taiwanese pianist Yves Hon serenades us with Debussy's Children's Corner suite. 

Happy Easter if you celebrate such, or blessed Ostara, a nod to whatever else may be celebrated today, or simply have a pleasant Sunday. I took yesterday off, obviously, and did nothing of any importance, but I needed a break. I hope perhaps I can step back into both fiction and poetry with a slightly clearer mindset, even though there are still issues feasting on me. Never mind that, let's get into it.

First, a crack at a Curtal Sonnet. My iambic pentameter tends to be more like iambic whatever, here are 10 syllables for your bunghole, but let's take a crack at it. Mr. Hon will serenade us with Edvard Grieg's Peer Gynt Suite I.



Touched, Touche

Prompts Used


A curtal sonnet has eleven lines, instead of the usual fourteen, and the last line is shorter than the ten that precede it.


Gerard Manley Hopkins invented the curtal sonnet in the 19th century. The poem consists of 10 lines written in iambic pentameter and a final line consisting of a single spondee (or foot consisting of two long or stressed syllables). Here's the rhyme scheme:

Line 1: a
Line 2: b
Line 3: c
Line 4: a
Line 5: b
Line 6: c
Line 7: d
Line 8: b
Line 9: c
Line 10: d
Line 11: c





Now Mr. Hon will play Ravel's Sonatine while I write a mad poem. 

Seriously, that's today's April Pad Challenge prompt. Write a mad poem.

Good Dogs, Mad Owner

Prompts Used


Write a poem about dogs


Write a mad poem

I wrote about rehoming my miniature dachshunds. 

They were good dogs, but I was not a good owner.

I didn't beat or starve them or anything like that, but I was a terrible choice for a dog owner. Let's let Mr. Hon play Chopin's Scherzo for us while I tell you all about it now.



When my son was 12 years old, I caved to pressure from acquaintances and relatives who said that every boy deserves to have a dog. I worked with a woman whose boyfriend's mother raised miniature dachshunds. We chose a little dapple female and a black longhair male.

The dogs were adorable, but they were very high-strung, which is the nature of miniature dachshunds. My son wasn't in a good place to be responsible for their care. He was struggling with depression, struggling with a school that wasn't a good fit for him, and dealing with the chaos caused by his father's and my amicable but unsettled divorce. His father lived with us on and off because his own life was unsettled. 

There was nothing romantic between my ex-husband and me, it was a roommate situation and not a particularly healthy one. He had his own problems, and he was no help in dealing with the dogs. I was working all the time and the last thing I wanted to do when I came home after working a night shift in a nursing home was deal with needy dogs. I fed them and put down piddle pads on the floor.

The dogs were with us from May 2002 to August 2008. At that point, I contacted Doxie Connection in Cody, Wyoming to have them help me rehome the dogs because I knew I would never be the person they needed. The dogs went to live with some friends of theirs who helped them with foster cases. 

I post dogs in need of rescue on my Twitter account. I used to have a Facebook page dedicated to animal rescue, but after being rather viciously attacked by a person accusing me of not "doing my research" among other things when I mistakenly posted about a missing horse that had already been found, I lost interest in continuing. 

I should have taken the attack with a grain of salt given that the person's handle was Something Something Slashyshipper, and even at the time I could see that they were a miserable twat with nothing better to do than go around spewing verbal diarrhea all over everyone, but I wasn't in a place where I could deal with it. Besides, I'd lost faith that my stupid Facebook page was of any use to animals in need, so I gave up on it.



By the way, I'm not implying that there's anything wrong with writing fanfiction with my statement about the whatever-shipper who attacked my Facebook page. The declaration that fanfiction is real writing is one of those hills that I'll die on. There are many excellent fanfiction writers whose work I enjoy reading. Unfortunately, there are always miserable, obnoxious jackwagons in any fandom trying to ruin the fun for everyone else. I'm taking a swipe at these people, not at the folks writing their fanfiction creations in peace.




Let's wrap things up with Vivaldi's beautiful Concerto in C Minor. I hope you have a most excellent Sunday, Easter or otherwise.

~Ornery Owl (Hiding behind Jackie Rabbit) Has Spoken~