Monday, September 30, 2019

OctPoWriMo Is Upon Us!


It's that time of year, Bitches and Witches!
The OctPoWriMo prompts are here!
If you want to grab your broom and ride along, here is the place to participate!

OctPoWriMo Prompts:

Dark Night of the Soul
Changeling
Womb
Cage - Pewter, Silver, or Gold
Doorway - Open or Closed
Blue
Tongue -Tasting and Speaking
Scent
Eyes or What Do You See
Touch
Silence or Noise
Black
Hugging a Tree
Mother Earth
Mother May I
Father Time
Family
First time you were disappointed
Purple
Mountains or Oceans
Screaming into the wind
Broken pieces
Fur Babies
Breathing
White
What has been unspoken
How did I get here
Mending the Broken Places
Lightness of Being
Me or Who am I?
Finding Peace

Carpe Diem Haiku: Shepherd's Purse

Shepherd's Purse

in this shepherd's purse
treasure finer than money
nectar for honey

~Cie~


Notes:
There are a few who imply that my passion for saving pollinators is stupid, crazy, over-the-top, bleeding-heart crap. To them I say, very well, you have choices. You can choose not to read the work of a stupid, crazy, over-the-top bleeding-heart, full of crap pollinator lover. You can choose not to protect the pollinators. Have fun with that when they're gone.

There are some who think the links I provide on my pollinator posts put money right in my pocket. They don't. I disclose when I may earn a small commission from a link. I earn nothing from this one except the hope that someone might learn more about why it is so important to protect pollinators, and, if they buy honey through the link, will be supporting the Butterfly Pavilion's conservation efforts. Because, you know, I'm greedy that way.

I have decided that if I ever get my crap together and actually publish a poetry anthology, I will donate a portion of the proceeds to the Butterfly Pavilion's pollinator program.

Image copyright Butterfly Pavilion

Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: The End of the Road


the end of the road
I leave it all behind me
in joy and sorrow

~Cie~


Notes:
This Senryu was partly inspired by the image and partly by the song "In Joy and Sorrow", which was written by my fellow black dog attendant, Ville Valo.
Some people with mood disorders take medications.
Those of us who don't respond well to medications write bleak a.f. poetry.


Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: A Green Boat Ride


taking a boat ride
I would spend several hours
experiencing
the torments of the seasick
from the rocking of the waves

~Cie~


Notes:
Today's pilgrimage inspiration features a very beautiful place. However, with my messed-up inner ears, all you have to say is "boat ride," and I start feeling queasy. I would either spend much of my time nauseated, or I would spend it high and goofy from the motion sickness pills. I am not a good water traveler.
It doesn't matter if the water is calm. One of my worst experiences of water sickness happened while on a rowboat on a calm lake. My inner ear picks up on very subtle rocking motions. I was sick for hours after the fact.

Friday, September 20, 2019

Haiku My Heart: Honeybee


priceless honeybee
the world would be a dull place
without your colors

~Cie~




I am not an affiliate or employee of the Butterfly Pavilion or Rice's Honey. I receive no compensation for sharing this information.

Photos are from Haiku My Heart. I didn't quite understand how it worked, so next time I will bring my own image!

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: St. Mary MacKillop


I truly believe
that every caring teacher
embodies sainthood

~Cie~


Note:
The aspect of the St. Mary MacKillop story that stood out for me was the fact that she was a teacher.
Teachers can truly make or break their students.
I've had a few wonderful teachers and a few truly horrible ones.
Most of my elementary school teachers were decent. My sixth-grade teacher, however, probably got nominated for some sort of award in the hell that he's likely returned to by now. This man literally traumatized me so much when it came to the use of outlines for writing stories that I have actual PTSD reactions if someone suggests that I work with an outline. My throat starts clenching up and I start having trouble breathing. I can use outlines for boring-ass non-fiction college paper type stuff, but never for any work that I really care about.
You see, my sixth-grade teacher insisted that we write an outline for our story projects, which is something I never did. We were to follow the outline closely and not deviate from it significantly, but if the outline and the story matched exactly, he would know we had written the story first and would give us a failing grade. Which is what happened to me, because I can't write like that.
I was prone to catching every illness that came down the pike when I was a kid, and one time I missed three weeks of school. When I returned, this man marched up to my seat, slammed the attendance book down on the desk, and demanded to know what I was trying to pull.
I looked him dead in the eye and informed him that I had been sick.
I was freaking eleven years old and was something of a nervous wreck. I wasn't trying to pull anything. But after that, I pulled pranks on him, such as locking his file cabinet and hiding the key. I'd never been the sort of kid to do that sort of thing to a teacher previously.
Anyway, good teachers are worth everything and teachers like my sixth-grade teacher should choose a profession where they never encounter another living being. This man would have traumatized e. coli bacteria.

The Ornery Old Lady's Reviews: Inspirience: Meditation Unbound



Please check out my exclusive Online Book Club review for Inspirience: Meditation Unbound by Richard L. Haight.

Rating: 
Four out of four stars for Online Book Club
Five out of five stars for Amazon and Audible

The above graphic leads to the Kindle version of the book. I reviewed the audiobook version, which I highly recommend as I find it helpful to listen to the author explaining the meditation techniques and leading the listener through the meditation process.

What I like best about this book:
This wonderful book offers meditation for everybody. One does not need to be an adherent of any particular religion or philosophy. There is no need to be an adept or have special knowledge. One does not need a special space for meditation. One does not need an altar or candles or any other trappings. One does not need to worry that he or she is doing meditation "wrong."

If you think you can't meditate, if you have become discouraged with meditation, let Richard Haight show you that you can meditate and it can be enjoyable and truly enlightening instead of frustrating.

This book has been one of my happiest discoveries this year.

The Real Cie
aka
The Ornery Old Lady

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: Nottinghamshire Pilgrimage


in Nottinghamshire
would I find cures for ills
or only stained glass?

~Cie~


Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: Shikoku Pilgrimage


in a month or two
they visit every temple
walking many miles

~Cie~

Note:
I'm not a nit-picker, but I'm aware that the label "Haiku" for this poem is not quite correct. It lacks the irony, snark, and/or melancholy of a Senryu. It is simply an observation, but not of nature or the seasons. For lack of a better term, I'm just calling it a Haiku-like poem. 

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Carpe Diem Weekend Meditation #102 Renga With Basho ... ancient times


flood waters
stars too will go to sleep
on top of a rock
the flood which came in that year
followed by a falling star

still summer
the harvest moon too hot
to enjoy the coolness
we never minded so much
when the moon looked upon us

morning glories
in the daytime a lock lowered
on the gate
if a flower could escape
where do you think it would go?


chrysanthemum flowers
bloom at the stonemason's
between stones
flowers are adaptable
I wish it was my nature

warriors
the bitterness of pickles
in the talk
warmongers talk a good game
when far from the battlefield

plum blossom scent
since ancient times the word
has been sorrowful
yet every day people say
cheer up, everything is good

~Basho & Cie~


Notes:
The Hokku (three-line) stanzas of these poems were written by Matsuo Basho (1644 - 1694). The Akegu (two-line) stanzas were created by me.


Thursday, September 12, 2019

Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: Kumb Melah


you may join us here
and wash away the troubles
which keep you bound
repeating the same mistakes
wanting a chance to be free

~Cie~


Notes:




Ghost Town Grover Sez: 
Ain't nothin' like a good ole shindig at the ole swimmin' hole! 
Cactus Clem loves swim parties even though he don't swim too good. He just wades out an' drinks his fill!
But I didn't come here to talk about Cactus Clem an' his weird drinkin' habits.
I came here to tell y'all that the Ornery Old Lady and her son made their official move to the ole Grover Hotel today an' they bought a special pal with 'em. 

Sunday, September 8, 2019

Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: Santiago de Compostela


follow the road sign
with the bright yellow sunshine
where will it lead you?

~Cie~


The Crazy Creatives Cheerleading Camp's Come As You Are Party + Song Lyric Sunday: Little Wing


Anyone who knows me knows that I love Jimi Hendrix, even though I was only five years old when he died. 

I actually didn't discover Jimi's music until I was twelve. My parents weren't keen for him. They had records by The Beatles, Bob Dylan, The Doors, and The Rolling Stones, all of whom I loved, but no Hendrix.

Jimi Hendrix was a hero to me, not that I thought I'd ever be able to play the guitar like he did. He was a true poet, and he was true to himself. He had a certain confidence which I knew I'd never have.

I may live to regret being open about this (I usually live to regret being open about things) but my brother and I once had a chat with Jimi Hendrix via the Ouija board. He was very cool. Know right now that I'm not going to argue about this. You don't think it happened and think it was just our subconscious, fine. Maybe that's so. I think it happened, and it was a great moment in my life.

I think Jimi wouldn't mind if I were to answer his song lyrics with a poem of my own.

Well she’s walking through the clouds
With a circus mind
That’s running wild
Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams
And fairly tales

That’s all she ever thinks about

Riding the wind

When I’m sad she comes to me
With a thousand smiles
She gives to me free

It’s alright, she says
It’s alright
Take anything you want from me
Anything

Fly on, little wing

-- Jimi Hendrix (1967)

For the big brother I never had in this life, here's my answer to your poem.

I remember that girl
Circus mind, running wild
A heart that believed in fairy tales

She wasn't as bad as everyone made her believe
Wild child with her head in the clouds
Who just wanted everything to be a beautiful dream

Her dreams became nightmares
As the world was revealed to be hard and uncaring
And she realized that the songs must come from somewhere else

The world tamed her circus mind
The merry-go-round broke down
The faire ended before she arrived

She sits in the graveyard of her dreams
And wonders if the ghosts will come
And take her to the party 

Where all her friends are waiting
With open arms to welcome her
Where she will belong at last

~Cie~
8 September 2019

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Friday, September 6, 2019

Carpe Diem Weekend Meditation #101: Photoshopping Haiku: Cricket Silence and Thunder Strikes


cricket silence
between scraping sounds
autumn begins
my son says prairie thunder
sounds like the sky coming down

~Jane & Cie~


Notes:
Want to just read the poem?
Then hop off the bus, Gus.
Because now I'm gonna discuss much!

First, I went with a Tan Renga for this one. The Haiku stanza was written by Jane Reichhold (1937 - 2016) and the Ageku stanza was created by me. I liked the contrast between the quiet of the chirping crickets and the powerful sound of prairie thunder.

I have not heard the sound of prairie thunder yet. My son told me that it sounds like the sky is coming down.


This is my son. This picture was taken around his 28th birthday at the Denver Botanic Garden. 
He is the reason we are moving to the Grover Hotel, although, in fairness, I'm the one who found the listing.

And now for our moving horror story. There will be more bitching to come.

My son had the idea that we should move him and the cats to the new place a day before the scheduled move. That way I could be in the townhome to direct the movers and he would be at the new place when they arrived.

Good plan, except these clowns slagged us off.

I suppose I ought to tell the sorry tale from the start.

I filled out a form on one of those "find a contractor" sites describing the work we needed done and was contacted by All My Sons moving company. I'd seen their trucks around. I think they are only in the U.S. but they might be in Canada too. So people in North America, I warn you, do not arrange to have All My Sons do your move. It is one fiasco after another, and if I had only looked on Yelp beforehand, I would have kept looking. Most of their reviews are one star.

First, they arranged for an evaluator to meet with us. I even confirmed the appointment with her. 
She never showed up. I called the office. They apologized and said somehow I had been removed from her schedule. Okay, shit happens, it seemed minor, and she did show up to the rearranged appointment and was pleasant enough. 

I called the office to arrange a date. I was told we were on for the sixth.

My son remembered the evaluator had mentioned a deposit. I called to ask about the deposit and was told we didn't have a date down. 

I said "WHAT???"

The man apologized profusely, put us back down for the sixth, took my deposit via debit card.

I should have known to call these clowns BEFORE we had driven for three hours with meowing cats.

I called when we got to the place and was told that the "BIG BOSS" had taken us off the schedule and had tried to call me several times about this.

I received no calls or voice mails from anyone. I was livid.

My son said that he thought it would be fine to stay there and get the cats settled in. But just a sleeping bag turned out to be too little padding. Fortunately, he found some comforters in one of the storage cases. 

When I got back to Grover in the morning I saw that some of the fields had become temporary lakes. Colorado has notoriously bad soil (bentonite.) The water doesn't absorb well, it just sits on the top.

My son described the thunderstorm. He said he'd never experienced anything like it. He described it as sounding like the sky was coming down on top of the house. He said that normally he would have loved it, but trying to sleep on that floor left him in such pain that he actually felt nauseous.

This room is on the second floor of the building. It will be really grand one day. For the moment, it looks like this. The floor is patently awful to sleep on. My son used to go camping when he was in Boy Scouts. He says that he imagines the only place he will ever camp in the future is in a cabin with a bed and running water, which happens to be my kind of camping.


The cats were very unhappy too. We ended up bringing them back to the townhouse. One of them is asleep in his carrier right now. He loves the carrier as a cat bed, not so much as a carrier.


This is Bart. This photo does not show his giant feet.

The move is rescheduled for this coming Thursday with a different company, who have already provided an email confirmation and will confirm again 48 hours and 24 hours before the move. They are called Homegrown Moving and are only in Colorado. So far, so good.

I really don't feel all that great at the moment. Stress--it's a killer!


Carpe Diem Acts of Devotion: Directional Sign


on a lonesome road
in the middle of nowhere
where the hell am I?

~Cie~


Notes:
The story of the place pictured at the top of the post is interesting, and you can learn it by clicking on the Carpe Diem logo just above the notes. Admissibly, t'was the picture that inspired me.
My most-often-asked questions in this life are:

1. Where the hell am I?
2. What the hell am I doing here?
3. Why the hell am I doing this?
4. What the hell possessed me to think this was a good idea?
5. What the eff is this crap?