November PAD Chapbook Challenge 2019: Day 2: Alpha to Omega

Image by Capri23auto from Pixabay

all alone adrift

boiling bad blood brew

chewing cyanide capsules

drinking death's draught

exhaling exotic excitotoxins

feeling fancy-free

gladly grabbing green

hoarding hazy hemlock

incinerating incriminating images

jaded joy juxtaposed

kicking kaleidoscopic kings

love long lost

makes me mad

nothing nice nevermore

only old offerings

placate pagan poltergeists

quietly quaffing quince

rebellious rogues repel

sweetly singing satyrs

thrilling tap-dancing troubadours

unique undines undulate

vanquishing vicious villains

while winsome warblers

xor xanthic xenophobes

yesterday's yearning youth

zap zingy Zambonis

~Cie~

Notes:

The Writers Digest Poem a Day (PAD) Chapbook Challenge for November can be found here.

Y'all, I know that I am about as popular as toenail fungus, but could some of you maybe see past my mycotic nature and do me a solid by voting in my upcoming Battle of the Poems next month? I will need to narrow my PAD poems down to the best 20 for my chapbook. Thank you in advance if you can see fit to assist me with this task!

Believe it or not, Xor is not a word that I made up. Click to read more about it here.

OctPoWriMo 2014: Day 17

Copyright: avian / 123RF Stock Photo

The Jabberwock has Nothing on Me

Random Words (with Random Word Association) With The Cheese

Otherwise Known as Utter Nonsense

Finger!

(Oh boy, we're starting off with a loaded one!)

Value Crown

(When you live in Butt Town, you've got to get down)

Cellar court froth

(Quit complaining and drink your broth)

Coin priest ant lawyer

(Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer)

Lay-by lamp barrel grafitti mask

(Sounds like the Genie's off on a toot again)

Pilot goal flight surgeon cork lido

(He's enjoying an in-flight wine tasting with Boz Skaggs, a World Cup winning goalie, and a surgeon with iffy credentials)

Verse mud bundle fever toes ladder CD

(These verses are getting more and more ridiculous, particularly as I am now hanging by my toes from a ladder trying with fevered fervor to reach a bundle of CD's)

Verse bowl China cliff fact baboon desk shooting

(Writing verses while hanging over a cliff in China, I am confronted by a fact-checking baboon, who angrily throws my desk over the edge and then starts shooting)

The Jabberwock

Illustration by John Tenniel

(Public Domain)

The Jabberwock certainly has nothing on me in the field of nonsense!

What else would you expect from the creator of The Netherworld blogs?

~Cie Cheesemeister~

 

I utilized this random word generator to assist in creating the above nonsense.

I wonder if the Vogons might like to feature my poem at this year's VILE Awards.

30 Days of Haiga 2014: Day 22

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Fanciful Original Photo:

Copyright: semolina / 123RF Stock Photo

Whimsical Verse:

Wanda Psycho

Easy Breezy Photoshop:

Cie Cheesemeister

Note from The Cheese:

I knew I wouldn't be likely to find a picture of an elephant eating ice cream, but when I saw this image with its wonderful, dreamlike quality, I knew it would be perfect for Wanda's fabulously nonsensical verse. It would be the kind of dream you'd wake up laughing about, unless, of course, you have a phobia of floating elephants, Band-Aids, or ice cream.