Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay
Good day, Class. Professor Ornery Owl here telling you how I constructed a little poem warning people about not eating oleanders.
Today's April PAD Challenge prompt asks participants to write a nerve poem.
Ornery Owl is nothing if not a bundle of nerves today.
Today's NaPoWriMo prompt asks participants to Sayuri Ayers’ poem “In the Season of Pink Ladies.”
Ornery Owl must confess that she did not do this. She also did not follow this portion of the instructions:
Today’s challenge asks you to write a poem that contains the name of a specific variety of edible plant – preferably one that grows in your area.
Nay, instead this contrary owl wrote a pointed little limerick about the consumption of oleanders being bad for one's nerves and every other part as well.
Seriously, don't eat oleanders. If chowing down on oleander doesn't kill you, it will certainly make you miserable.
This is probably going to be a miserable day for me. I am THAT asshole who waited till the last minute to do my taxes.
My rule next year is get that shit done in March. April is too much of a cluster fuck to have to deal with taxes on top of everything else.
~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~
Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay
Ornery PSA
Eating oleanders is a dumb idea. Don't do it. It will kill your crazy ass.