Friday, October 17, 2014

OctPoWriMo 2014: Day 17


The Jabberwock has Nothing on Me
Random Words (with Random Word Association) With The Cheese
Otherwise Known as Utter Nonsense

Finger!
(Oh boy, we're starting off with a loaded one!)
Value Crown
(When you live in Butt Town, you've got to get down)
Cellar court froth
(Quit complaining and drink your broth)
Coin priest ant lawyer
(Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer)
Lay-by lamp barrel grafitti mask
(Sounds like the Genie's off on a toot again)
Pilot goal flight surgeon cork lido
(He's enjoying an in-flight wine tasting with Boz Skaggs, a World Cup winning goalie, and a surgeon with iffy credentials)
Verse mud bundle fever toes ladder CD
(These verses are getting more and more ridiculous, particularly as I am now hanging by my toes from a ladder trying with fevered fervor to reach a bundle of CD's)
Verse bowl China cliff fact baboon desk shooting
(Writing verses while hanging over a cliff in China, I am confronted by a fact-checking baboon, who angrily throws my desk over the edge and then starts shooting)

Illustration by John Tenniel
(Public Domain)

The Jabberwock certainly has nothing on me in the field of nonsense!
What else would you expect from the creator of The Netherworld blogs?

~Cie Cheesemeister~
 

I utilized this random word generator to assist in creating the above nonsense.
I wonder if the Vogons might like to feature my poem at this year's VILE Awards.
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10 comments:

  1. payal agarwaalOctober 17, 2014 at 12:56 AM

    "Lay-by lamp barrel grafitti mask

    (Sounds like the Genie's off on a toot again)"
    Enjoyed reading it!! :)

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  2. vivinfranceOctober 17, 2014 at 1:15 AM

    A great piece of nonsense! It does us all good to let it all hang out, go with the flow and all those other clichés, and it did me good to read yours!

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  3. Fida IslaihOctober 17, 2014 at 4:50 AM

    Intresting!

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  4. Bastet's Waka LibraryOctober 17, 2014 at 8:08 AM

    :-) absurd it is ... it is delightfully absurd!

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  5. Jessica KayOctober 17, 2014 at 8:22 AM

    I love it! And I love Jabberwocky, all those syllables and nonsensical words.

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  6. UnknownOctober 17, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    This is so cool! And the flow of it is pretty much flawless.

    http://sellecameron.blogspot.com/2014/10/press-stardom-octpowrimo2014-day-17.html

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  7. UnknownOctober 17, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    I love some of the images created here... especially a desk lobbing baboon!

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  8. seekingmemeOctober 17, 2014 at 6:57 PM

    Coin priest ant lawyer
    (Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer)

    These could easily make sense to me. Just change "ant" to "and" and you have descriptions of the two characters! Enjoyed the pure playfulness of this!

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  9. SunitaOctober 17, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    Something different! Enjoyed reading this..and these lines were for me..as I am a huge fan of Huck Finn :)"Coin priest ant lawyer
    (Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer)"

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  10. UnknownOctober 18, 2014 at 2:24 AM

    Cheese, this reminds me of one of the two times I dropped acid in my youth.
    Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
    Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
    All mimsy were ye borogoves;
    And ye mome raths outgrabe.

    I love it, my dear! The Jabberwock might well feel that his title as Nonsense Champion is threatened.

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