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The Jabberwock has Nothing on Me
Random Words (with Random Word Association) With The Cheese
Otherwise Known as Utter Nonsense
Finger!
(Oh boy, we're starting off with a loaded one!)
Value Crown
(When you live in Butt Town, you've got to get down)
Cellar court froth
(Quit complaining and drink your broth)
Coin priest ant lawyer
(Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer)
Lay-by lamp barrel grafitti mask
(Sounds like the Genie's off on a toot again)
Pilot goal flight surgeon cork lido
(He's enjoying an in-flight wine tasting with Boz Skaggs, a World Cup winning goalie, and a surgeon with iffy credentials)
Verse mud bundle fever toes ladder CD
(These verses are getting more and more ridiculous, particularly as I am now hanging by my toes from a ladder trying with fevered fervor to reach a bundle of CD's)
Verse bowl China cliff fact baboon desk shooting
(Writing verses while hanging over a cliff in China, I am confronted by a fact-checking baboon, who angrily throws my desk over the edge and then starts shooting)
Illustration by John Tenniel
(Public Domain)
The Jabberwock certainly has nothing on me in the field of nonsense!
What else would you expect from the creator of The Netherworld blogs?
~Cie Cheesemeister~
I utilized this random word generator to assist in creating the above nonsense.
I wonder if the Vogons might like to feature my poem at this year's VILE Awards.
