Showing posts with label Saturday Centus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saturday Centus. Show all posts

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Dear John

 
Dear John
by
Blooming Psycho
 
Dear John
I want you gone!
Into how many beds you've climbed
You should've been in mine
 
Dear John
It's time to move on
You're just a cheat
I don't want to have to repeat
 
Dear John
For me you're wrong
I wish you'd die from a horrible disease
But I hope you've not passed it to me
 
Dear John
This can't go on
You've all but killed me inside
But I doubt you've even cried
 
Dear John
Your name's like the refrain of a bad song
I used to think you were so sweet
But your heart's made of rotten meat
 
~Bloomy~
 
102 words, not including title
 
Jenny Matlock


Saturday, March 23, 2013

The Divine Devil


The Divine Devil

Eggs that are deviled
I could consume by the dozen
Don’t need no toast or jam
Just eat ‘em and love ‘em

If you leave out a plate
Stacked with eggs that’re deviled
In fifteen minutes or less
The stack will be leveled

Love ‘em and leave ‘em?
Dude, not a chance
Chowing down on deviled eggs
Is better than romance

If you’re throwing a party
Best have a few eats
If you’ve got deviled eggs
You’ve got the best treats

Deviled eggs, you see
Are sophisticated and stylin’
But I don’t care about that
The taste leaves me smilin’

~Faye~