Showing posts with label black humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black humor. Show all posts

Monday, October 28, 2013

A Likely Epitaph

Fun tombstone found here

A Likely Epitaph

Here lies Wanda Bates
The lady who waits
She didn't get what she was wantin'
So she's comin' back a-hauntin'

~Wanda~


Sunday, April 21, 2013

Dear John

 
Dear John
by
Blooming Psycho
 
Dear John
I want you gone!
Into how many beds you've climbed
You should've been in mine
 
Dear John
It's time to move on
You're just a cheat
I don't want to have to repeat
 
Dear John
For me you're wrong
I wish you'd die from a horrible disease
But I hope you've not passed it to me
 
Dear John
This can't go on
You've all but killed me inside
But I doubt you've even cried
 
Dear John
Your name's like the refrain of a bad song
I used to think you were so sweet
But your heart's made of rotten meat
 
~Bloomy~
 
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Jenny Matlock