Daring By the Numbers

 

Daring By the Numbers

 

1

 

Some people think me daring

Though I never sailed the straits of Bering

Nor did I ever meet Mr. Behring

Or battle Mr. Goering

I might be prone to fits of swearing

If I slip on a ball bearing

I occasionally fish for lake herring

And spice up my writing with red herring

 

2

 

Do you believe yourself daring?

Your scrutiny is unsparing

You enjoy making people sad

Tearing down what makes them glad

Your attitude is very bad

I think you to be a cad

Who always follows the latest fad

Your meanness makes me mad

I'd like to set up nets of snaring

And feed you to the king herring

 

3

 

I

am not

sexy hot

or daring cool

I'm not a pepper pot

But I just might take you to school

Maybe you should go jump into the pool

You think you're a truly irresistible guy

I think you make yourself look like a fool

You get off on being cruel

Trapping hearts in your knot

Lord of misrule

caring not

soul rot

lie

 

~Tempest~

 



The Divine Devil

The Divine Devil

Eggs that are deviled

I could consume by the dozen

Don’t need no toast or jam

Just eat ‘em and love ‘em

If you leave out a plate

Stacked with eggs that’re deviled

In fifteen minutes or less

The stack will be leveled

Love ‘em and leave ‘em?

Dude, not a chance

Chowing down on deviled eggs

Is better than romance

If you’re throwing a party

Best have a few eats

If you’ve got deviled eggs

You’ve got the best treats

Deviled eggs, you see

Are sophisticated and stylin’

But I don’t care about that

The taste leaves me smilin’

~Faye~