Showing posts with label humorous poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous poems. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 5


Good morning, Poetry People. Here is today's soundtrack inspiration for you. The link follows below in case you can't see the player.


It's too early to be awake but I may as well strike while the iron's hot. I started my morning sneezing my brains out and with a blood sugar of 223. I wasn't terribly surprised since I made rice with dinner last night and rice jacks my blood sugar like nothing else. 

So, why would I make rice when I'm not even particularly fond of it? My son likes it, it went well with the meat component of the supper, and I couldn't be arsed to make an alternative for myself. Never mind all that. Just play the music and write the poetry.

Here are the prompts that I used in crafting today's poem, Insomaniac Nonsense, which featured a sporty Jabberwock.

Write a make sense poem and/or a don't make sense poem

Write about a mythical person or creature doing something unusual. A Jabberwock can't help doing things that are unusual. It is the living definition of unusual.

My computer is being a supreme piece of junk this morning. I'm going to try to go back to bed. Perhaps I will dream of Jabberwocks playing sports.

~Ornery Jabberwock Has Spoken~

Not the real Ornery Owl
This iconic image was created in 1871 by John Tenniel.
It is in the public domain.



Monday, April 4, 2022

April PAD Challenge/NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 4


Good morning. Here is your Soundtrack Inspiration for the fourth day of NaPoWriMo/April PAD Challenge.

Here is the link in case you can't see the player.


Here are the prompts that I used to create today's poem entitled "How to Write a Catch-Up Poem As Explained by a Superior Alien Overlord," which I dedicated to that master of speculative fiction in cool black and white tones, Rod Serling.

Write a (surrealist) poem in the form of a poetry prompt.

Write a catch-up poem.

I may not be back tomorrow. When I proved myself incapable of performing the necessary Sextonian mathematics to satisfy the alien overlord's poetic request, he asked me to bring him his favorite cookbook. Its title?


~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~

Image by Darkmoon_Art from Pixabay








Saturday, November 6, 2021

November PAD Challenge 2021: The Great Culinary Battle of a Half-Assed Cook

 

Image by JL G from Pixabay

she took Billy Lynn's long walk to her kitchen
she resolved to prepare cuisine worthy of excitement
she committed herself to following the motivating recipe as closely as possible

her home smelled of rosy red petunias and pretty pickled peanuts
her appetite was insatiable
she took Billy Lynn's long walk to her kitchen

the dessert she made began with bent bristles and blended bananas 
she ignored the knitting neighbors and nagging noises
she resolved to prepare cuisine worthy of excitement

sometimes during past cooking adventures, she had improvised too much
now she realized the mistake she had made
she committed herself to following the motivating recipe as closely as possible

~ornery owl~

110 words

prompts used to prepare this preposterous poem


Prompt: Write about food
The logo was designed by me using free elements from Pixlr. You are welcome to use it if you like. No credit is necessary.

Write a poem about a location.
In this poem, the location of focus is the kitchen.

Prompt: Write a poem about anticipation. Use the cascade form.

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/poetic-form-cascade-poem



This poem was inspired by a minor culinary disaster. Last night I made tapioca pudding in the slow cooker. My son took some upstairs to his room and came down a few minutes later to tell me the pudding had no flavor. Upon tasting it, I realized that I had forgotten to add sugar. I saved it for tonight and will blend it with some boxed vanilla pudding. 

Here is the recipe I used, in case you are interested. Don't forget the sugar!

4 cups milk

⅔ cup white sugar

½ cup small pearl tapioca

2 eggs, lightly beaten

Stir together the milk, sugar, tapioca, and eggs in a slow cooker. Cover, and cook on medium for 3 hours, or on Low for 6 hours, stirring occasionally. Serve warm.

I also added 1/4 cup of butter for flavor, but that is optional. I had a bit of leftover rice from dinner which I threw in as well.

I didn't have any small pearl tapioca, so I used the large pearl variety. Small pearl tapioca does not have to be soaked. Large pearl does. Oddly enough, tapioca is hard to come by in my area. I haven't had much luck finding it online either.

Here is the recipe source.


The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


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Wednesday, September 15, 2021

30 Days of Haiga 2021: Off At Sea

 


Background image by Sebastian Kaczmarczyk on Unsplash
Text art and effects by Ornery Owl (Cara Hartley)

The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


Creative Commons License


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Reblogging is acceptable on platforms that allow it. Odysee’s reblog function is called repost, which makes things confusing since reposting is considered a no-no on most platforms. It’s fine to share the post using the repost function on Odysee. It is not okay to copy-paste the material into a new post.

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Tuesday, November 26, 2019

November PAD Chapbook Challenge 2019: Day 26: A Limerick for John


J. Geils went through diamonds and minks
He had the blues, the reds, and the pinks
He revealed the truest truth
I knew it back in my youth
The only thing for sure is love stinks

~Cie~

Notes:
Today's November PAD Chapbook Challenge was to write a love poem. Well, if you know me at all, you know what I think about that. So I wrote this limerick in honor of the one who said it best about love, the late, great J. Geils. (20 February 1946 - 11 April 2017)

Monday, November 4, 2019

Carpe Diem #1775: Morning Glory!


morning glory!
the well bucket-entangled,
I ask for water
will the demon in the well
be inclined to grant mercy?

~Cie~


Notes:
We were asked to transform the Haiku by Chiyo-Ni into a Tanka. Mine went in a cheeky direction, and I'm so glad it did because a bit of humor was just what I needed. I've been doing NaNoWriMo and am already feeling like I'm creating nothing but soulless word vomit. 

As for the demon in the well, most modern people have been taught that demons are always evil. However, in ancient times, "demon" was simply a word for spirit. Some were evil, some weren't. I envision the demon of the well being an imp--mischievous, but not evil.