Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Satisfy

The post that this image was found in is worth the read.

Satisfy

I want to satisfy
The need in you
To need me

I want to satisfy
Your every need
So you always need
To come back for more

I want to satisfy
My love

~Blooming Psycho~

SATISFY  (transitive verb)
1a : to carry out the terms of (as a contract) : discharge
  b : to meet a financial obligation to
2: to make reparation to (an injured party) : indemnify
3a : to make happy : please  
 b : to gratify to the full : appease
4a : convince
  b : to put an end to (doubt or uncertainty) : dispel

5a : to conform to (as specifications) : be adequate to (an end in view)


Notes:
Trifecta is going away. This is a bummer. Even though Team Netherworld's writing never passed their muster, we still kind of like them and enjoyed the challenges.
The Psycho has no-one in her life to inspire the writing of such a poem as the one shared above. This poem is written by one of our favorite characters to his wife. He has a tendency to write sappy poetry to her. 
This is far less awkward than the awful poem that one of our other borrowed characters wrote with someone else's wife in mind. In fairness, it was actually an old poem that he wrote after he and this woman spent 666 years together in a hell consisting of nothing but kitchens with spray cheese and saltine crackers. Also, at the point when he wrote the poem, he hadn't yet met the lovely succubus who would become his wife. He used the poem to impress the Vogons, who had asked him to participate in a poetry reading aboard their flagship. He was suffering from writer's block and couldn't come up with any new material.
This blog will officially be participating in the April A-Z challenge. Stay tuned. We hope to avoid writing any awkward Vogon-appeasing poetry.
~Bloomy~

Friday, December 13, 2013

Popcorn is Poppin' Out the Poetry



It takes a lot to get Brittney to say that poetry is cool...
but this kid earns the Brittney Seal of Approval!

Friday, December 6, 2013

Alfred Noyes: The Highwayman



Alfred Noyes stopped by Nervous Norvis' café last night to have a cup of tea and recite his famous poem, The Highwayman for the crowd.
Beavis and Butthead showed their support for Noyes' work. Butthead stated "and then, my friend, you die," followed by Beavis' enthusiastic assertion of "you die!"



Noyes invited the fellows to join him for tea, but Beavis said they'd prefer a Crappuccino. They enjoyed reciting poetry until the next morning when the caffeine finally wore off.

Tom Thumb
for
FOGNL/UNDEAD Arts and Culture Beat

Lillie McFerrin Writes

Thursday, November 28, 2013

A Tribute to Lou Reed


March 2, 1942 – October 27, 2013

I wish more people
Were vicious like Lou
We should all strive to be
As intolerant too

Lou was one of a kind
His tunes may be imitated
But his heart, soul, and mind
Can't be duplicated

Still, it would be nice
If we all could just be
So vicious like Lou
And just let others be

Love,
Tempest

the imaginary garden with real toads

Sunday, November 17, 2013

No Quarter



Note: I am currently in quite a low place emotionally, and this poem is what was inspired by the 100 Word Song challenge. If the only thing you have to say is to tell me that I "shouldn't" feel how I'm feeling, then kindly fuck right off. I am feeling how I'm feeling, and I don't have the patience to argue with the sort who wants to sanctimoniously lecture me about it.
I've found in my long and often difficult life that the people who want to tell a sad or angry person to stop feeling that way have gleaned some sort of uncomfortable truth from said individual's work. I've got some bad news for you, Sunshine. Life is not always a happy place, and there are some for whom it's always a struggle. If you can acknowledge that with an open mind, read on. Otherwise, go here.

No Quarter

When you are
Middle aged
Mentally ill
And
Badly Broke
You realize

That there are no
Opportunities
For those like you
To triumph
Ever

You stop trying
Because you can never triumph
You stop sharing
Because the only thing that happens
To the words you share
Is that they are torn down

Love is meant for beauty queens
And opportunities
Are only given
To those who meet certain qualifications
Agreed upon by a shallow
Youth-oriented
Society

I learned the truth at seventeen
But fueled by denial
I hoped that the bleeding hearts and artists
Would embrace me
It never happened

~Tempest~


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