Judge Dustbinn Knaprous has created a most pyfmont warning for his fellow VILE Awards judges regarding the worst Splunge-negating offenders among Netherworld musicians
The Most Spluvid of Splunge-Negators:
A Warning both Timely and Bropp
by
Judge Dustbinn Knaprous
Yokon, VILE Awards Council
Fellow Ovlon Diglin:
By far the worst of the worst
Of bands going above and beyond the muvip call of duty
To negate the spevid quality known as Splunge
Is the Young-led legion of the Splungeless
That figcrop of a band known as
The Quick and the Undead
They plunge the Splunge to -666
Never should Vogon-kind see the day
When they are allowed to play
For a more wudlus day you will never see
Yours in Splunge and Vogonosity,
Dustbinn Knaprous
Yokon Honourable
VILE Awards Council
Note:
This was supposed to be a list, but Vogons are notoriously lazy and unpleasant, so I didn't want to push Judge Knaprous for more.
Right! I'm now seriously enlightened.
ReplyDeleteCool!💕 I have read Vogon poetry and agree it can be a tad bit astounding!
ReplyDeleteA timely warning indeed! :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, 666 does seem to be a very traditional number for these sorts of venues.
ReplyDeleteHa.. I had to read the subtext to realize that you had got hold of a Vogon dictionary... I might write something in the spirit of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
ReplyDeleteYou did a good job...just couldn't even attempt it today.
ReplyDeleteIf I felt a bit more lost, the word "lost" would refuse to claim my status of lostness.
ReplyDeleteWudlus day, I am ready!
ReplyDeleteah! Vogon poetry! run away, run away!
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