Nervous Norvis' Café

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Ode to Nervous Norvis' Café

by

Trent Lane

Nervous Norvis has excellent taste

In coffee at his little place

Norvis’ caffeinated café

Will blow you away

Like a rocket heading for space

~Trent Lane~

S’up, Netherworld Caffeine addicts? I wanted to write this epic limerick to tell you about my boss, Nervous Norvis, ‘cause he’s totally rad.

Norvis is a thoroughly modern mummy. His pyramid sits right behind his café, cutting down on commute time. His backyard is just a few steps away, so he can take a quick break to tend to his little dog Pharaoh if the need arises.

Norvis sells only fair trade coffee, so you can feel good about catching your A.M. buzz. Or P.M. Whatever.

For unfortunate souls like The Cheesemeister who can’t drink caffeine, Norvis also has decaf. It doesn’t taste like frog piss, the way a lot of decaf does. Not that I actually, like, know what frog piss tastes like or anything. I just figure it probably tastes a lot like decaf coffee, you know.

So, like, what I’m saying is that even though work is a four letter word and stuff, working with Norvis actually doesn’t seem like work, so I don’t mind doing it. So come on down and let me make you a latte sometime. Or an espresso. Whatever.

Trent Lane

For

Encyclopedia Netherworld

A division of FOGNL/UNDEAD Media Services

And

Miskatonic University Netherworld

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