Wednesday, December 2, 2020

An Exaggerated Defeat

 


I exaggerated my capacity
to win the contest skilfully
I failed to bring home the cup
I wish Scotty would beam me up
I wish I had not bragged boastfully
of abilities out of reach to me

~cie~

Use the word Beam

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Now that NaNoHellMo is over, I am working to catch up on the last of the November PAD Chapbook Challenge poems.

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Sunday, November 29, 2020

Hold Me Again

 


I wish that it was possible
to ask you to come hold me now
to feel your kiss upon my brow

our love was once unstoppable
or at least so it seemed to me
back when you set my spirit free

I try to do what's practical
but there's no way I can forget
you were the best that I've had yet

back then our love felt tropical
but over time your heart went cold
I wish I'd never been so bold

my methods are not tactical
I am no good at trickery
you would easily see through me

a raging stream not crossable
I see you on the other side
now I just want to run and hide

you once made my heart feel so full
but suspicion and jealousy
drove you to pull away from me

our love had a magnetic pull
but my dark heart could not believe
that you could give yourself to me

if there but were a crucible
where I could melt your frozen heart
I'd never again let us part

is it in some way plausible
that we could work to fix our love
and once again be hand in glove

your love for me untraceable
I wish I had not let you go
I love you more than you can know

~cie~

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Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Hoarfrost (Tanka)

 

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when we are obsessed
demanding knowledge of all
we lose the beauty
the hoarfrost in its glory
does not need explanation

~cie~

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Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Food Bank feast

 

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eighteen-pound turkey
courtesy of the food bank
leftovers for days

~cie~

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https://poetsandstorytellersunited.blogspot.com/2020/11/writers-pantry-47-breathe-in-words.html

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If all you wanted was the poem, you're done. See ya! Because now it’s time for the Power Haibun portion of the post. Buckle up, Bitches, ‘cause it’s gonna get wordy!

Every third Sunday, there is a food bank at the church in the little town where I live. There are two households in my house. My son and I make up one household and our unrelated housemate makes up the other. As Thanksgiving is coming up, each household got a turkey.

A giant turkey.

An eighteen-pound turkey.

I will be slow-roasting one of the turkeys all day and overnight starting at about noon tomorrow. Then early Thursday morning, my son and I will make the approximately 125-mile drive to my mother’s house. We will have a Thanksgiving lunch, and then my son and I will head home with a butt-ton of leftover turkey.

The food bank is a wonderful resource. I’ve heard people tell bad stories about food bank volunteers. One of my neighbors in the mobile home park where I used to live said that when she went to the food bank, one of the volunteers said to her: “why do you need to come here when you drive a car like that?”

She had a new car because her mother had given it to her.

The food bank where I live does not ask for proof of income. The food is surplus donated by grocery stores. It would be thrown out if it wasn’t given to people.

Today is Tuesday.

I went to the psychological evaluation part of my disability determination process.

I’ve been accused of being a space cadet, but it’s pretty certain that I don’t have dementia.

I do have depression and anxiety. I’ve had those pretty much my entire life. However, the reason I applied for disability is more because of my physical malfunctions than my psychological aberrations.

I have a lawyer, so I hope that will work in my favor. Because I’ve spent almost everything and am now worried about paying next month’s bills.

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Saturday, November 21, 2020

Tell Me

 

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tell me just what you think I have to do
to be worthy of being treated well
to receive at least common decency
rather than disdainful, insulting slurs

tell me how perfect you think I must be
before I am immune to hateful words
what I would have to become isn't real
what gives you the right to spew such venom?

tell me where you learned to hate so deep
was it from society or parents?
you think you're cool whenever you're cruel
cut out your own heart with each hateful word

~cie~

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Moving Target (Hybronnet)

 

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it's hard to ever save enough
when the target keeps on moving
rising bills less income makes rough
each month more spending, more losing

some folk are really shallow
they think others really like
their fields dead, not even fallow
so deep in debt, they can't get right

the rich get rich, the poor stay poor
driven down till they can't get up
some only love the golden lure
laughing at those down on their luck

some people have only money
their lack of kindness unfunny

~cie~

"some people are so poor all they have is money"


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Poetry style: Hybronnet

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Friday, November 20, 2020

Pareidolia - Hazel Ceej

Pareidolia - Hazel Ceej: family of puffs bunnies and cotton candies visions from childhood ~ Haiku my Heart ~ Skywatch

A fun poem! I always enjoyed looking for shapes in clouds.