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Showing posts with label books by ornery. Show all posts

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Prodigal Moon Poem #WeWriWa

 


Genre:

Poetry plus a supernatural coming of age story (vampires). 

Buy Link:

https://amzn.to/3vz8uXw 

Publication Date:

February 15, 2024

Ebook Price:

$1.99 or free with Kindle Unlimited

Book Blurb:

The poems, story, and thoughts included in this brief volume were inspired by the independently produced album Wayward and Upward by Spinoza Gambit. The story Prodigal Moon and the poem 401 Rush were included in the Wayward and Upward anthology published by Off Topic Press.

I opted to publish this book on my 59th birthday. It would be a wonderful gift to learn that my work inspired you or led you to learn more about the Wayward and Upward album and anthology.

With love,

Ornery Owl


Book Length:

49 pages

Excerpt

About Prodigal Moon

I was inspired by the idea of something that disappears and returns on a predictable schedule (the visible moon) and something that cannot return (a lost love.)

Prodigal Moon 

Prodigal moon

You can spin me a silent tune

But you can’t return my love to me

I dare you to try

Catch him on the fly

Before he escapes ‘cross the sea


Author Bio

Ornery Owl is a wise old bird who seeks the truth behind the lies. She uses her observations to heal the wounded soul. In essence, she is the spirit of an odd little bird whose wings were clipped at a young age. She is at once a whimsical manifestation of poetic expression and a fierce protector of those targeted for derision by an angry and unsympathetic world. Depending on how you perceive her, she can be either a goddamned delight or your worst nightmare.   

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Ornery Owl's Mercifully Brief End of Post Rumination

No one:

“Gosh, I wonder how Ornery Owl deals with imposter syndrome.”

Me:

“Well, boy howdy, I’m glad you asked! Let me tell you all about that!”

The answer:

I still haven’t got that shit figured out.

I know I’m capable of writing between 1000 and 2000 words a day, no problem.

I take on multiple writing projects every month.

I complete at least one project every month.

I submit or self-publish something every month.

Yet I still find myself thinking “I just can’t do this” and sabotaging myself every month, waiting till the last minute to complete said project.



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Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Get Ready for Ornery's Gambit! #MFRWAuthor

 


Genre:

Poetry plus a supernatural coming-of-age story (vampires).

Buy Link:

https://amzn.to/3vz8uXw

Publication Date:

February 15, 2024

Ebook Price:

$1.99 or free with Kindle Unlimited

Book Blurb:

The poems, story, and thoughts included in this brief volume were inspired by the independently produced album Wayward and Upward by Spinoza Gambit. The story Prodigal Moon and the poem 401 Rush were included in the Wayward and Upward anthology published by Off Topic Press.

I opted to publish this book on my 59th birthday. It would be a wonderful gift to learn that my work inspired you or led you to learn more about the Wayward and Upward album and anthology.

With love,

Ornery Owl


Book Length:

49 pages

Excerpt 

About Prodigal Moon

I was inspired by the idea of something that disappears and returns on a predictable schedule (the visible moon) and something that cannot return (a lost love.)


Prodigal Moon

Prodigal moon

You can spin me a silent tune

But you can’t return my love to me

I dare you to try

Catch him on the fly

Before he escapes ‘cross the sea


Prodigal Moon

A short story about a long-lasting friendship.

Deborah Virgo and Valentins Hines met on the first day of summer 2017. The youngsters lived at the wrong end of Fox Avenue. The electricity had been turned off in Valentins’s house, but he didn’t mind sitting on the covered porch painting figurines. His mother, Doriend Hines, was gone most of the time, working at the Daily Grind Bistro or The Zealous Whistle Tavern or staying overnight with old folks who paid her under the table for her caregiving services. Doriend was a workaholic who would have been thriving monetarily if not for being a functional alcoholic and opioid addict with a love of gambling.

Valentins was sitting on the porch at dusk, painting a vampire figurine for his haunted house, when a wraithlike girl with an alabaster complexion and waves of xanthic hair flowing to her mid-back entered the gate. She was wearing a knee-length olive-green gown that looked like it might have been all the rage in the 1920s and a pair of shiny, malachite-green shoes.

“Hello,” the girl greeted.

“Hi yourself,” Valentins returned.

“I’m Deborah Virgo. My family just moved into the house across the road from you.”

“Valentins Hines.”

“Could I see what you’re working on?”

“Sure. Come on up.”

The girl appeared to float just above the ground as she crossed the lawn. Her rose-colored lips bowed in a reserved smile. As she drew closer, Valentins noticed her unusual eyes. At first, he supposed that the rufous shade was a trick of the light, but the color remained constant when the battery-operated lantern shone directly on the girl’s face.



Author Bio

Ornery Owl is a wise old bird who seeks the truth behind the lies. She uses her observations to heal the wounded soul. In essence, she is the spirit of an odd little bird whose wings were clipped at a young age. She is at once a whimsical manifestation of poetic expression and a fierce protector of those targeted for derision by an angry and unsympathetic world. Depending on how you perceive her, she can be either a goddamned delight or your worst nightmare.   



Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Another Autumn is Free April 14 thru April 18 #MFRWAuthor #MFRWHooks #8Sunday #SnipSun

  


Blurb
A mixed bag of poetry from the deranged brain behind Naughty Netherworld Press.

Excerpt
This is the second poem from Another Autumn.

Blotted Out

For Gem

beautiful sad eyes

you always seemed so aware

beneath the surface

darkness loomed inside your brain

overtook and erased you

Buy Link

https://bit.ly/AnotherAutumn

This book will be free to own from April 14 thru April 18. 

The usual price is 99 cents.

It is always free to borrow from Kindle Unlimited.

This month I gave the subscribers to my newsletter a free and exclusive poetry collection. If you enjoy receiving free literary goodies and mindless blather in your inbox, be sure to sign up now. 

What will be in the May newsletter? Even I don't know that yet, but I promise it won't be anything from the Whizzo Quality Assortment. Unless you're one of those odious people with a perfectly organized newsletter and a metric crap-ton of subscribers. In that case, prepare yourself, and when you're least expecting Crunchy Frog, expect it!

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Sunday, December 26, 2021

Charity Sunday: Denver Rescue Mission #SnipSun

 

Image by Leroy Skalstad from Pixabay

When I was working delivering groceries and takeout in downtown Denver, I often drove by the Denver Rescue Mission. Their work is never done. There isn't enough room to accommodate everyone, so I would see homeless folks outside. 

I saw a group of people in wheelchairs huddling together to keep warm.

I saw an elderly man with a walker sitting up against the wall.

The nearby trash cans tend to be perpetually overflowing. The police are always in close proximity, but I never witnessed anyone causing problems. 

I would be homeless myself if it hadn't been for my son allowing me to live with him. After I was fired from my more-than-full-time job in March of 2017, I could no longer keep up with the bills. I was never able to work full-time again because of my increasing levels of disability. From that day forward I was only able to do low-paying contract work and my reserves quickly disappeared.

The house that my son and I now live in is bought and paid for thanks to the generosity of his dad, who used the money he inherited from his aunt to purchase it.

I don't dislike my ex-husband. Far from it. We divorced amicably in 1994. We have been family to each other for years. 

There should be no homelessness, but with the cost of housing, it is becoming reality for more and more people.

My family has given to the Denver Rescue Mission for decades. I will donate a dollar for every comment I receive on this post.

https://denverrescuemission.org/ways-to-give/

The following is an excerpt from my newly-published poetry volume, December Mood.

Our Last Stand

Free use image by Peter H on Pixabay

https://pixabay.com/photos/gang-floor-pforphoto-house-4058017/

When I was young, I believed that my dreams would come true eventually if I just believed hard enough. I believed that when I wished on a star that fairies or angels would work to make my wishes come true.

I believed that if I worked hard, I would be accepted into the Magical World of Shiny Happy People that lay beyond the Wall of Despair.

Then my body failed me.

My son and I moved away from the city to a town far from anywhere.

My Big Bright Dreams are dead and gone, but I believed that perhaps a few people would pay a couple dollars to read my little stories.

My money is gone.

I had one last chance

to turn defeat to triumph

I failed our last stand

there is nothing behind the wall

except a space where the wind whistles

144 words

Prompts used and how the poem was created:

D’Verse Poets: Write a piece of prose incorporating the given verse.

https://dversepoets.com/2020/11/09/of‐houses‐walls‐and‐whistling‐winds/

The verse is:

“there is nothing behind the wall

except a space where the wind whistles”

from “Drawings by Children” by Lisel Mueller

What I wrote is a non‐standard Haibun. For those who don’t know, a Haibun is a piece of prose followed by a Haiku. Mine is non‐standard because I placed the two lines above at the end of the Haibun. I originally had them at the beginning of the piece, but I thought they worked better following the Haiku.

If this form goes utterly against the prompt, the hosts of the hop can feel free to remove my link.

I won’t take it personally. I’m too damn tired.

What I wrote is not fiction. It is the Reader’s Digest Condensed Soup version of an entirely autobiographical situation. I would not recommend eating too much of this soup. It will give you heartburn and a bellyache.

The November PAD Chapbook Challenge prompt for today was to write an “our blank” poem.

The title of the Haibun is “Our Last Stand,” and those words also appear in the Senryu portion following the prose.

https://www.writersdigest.com/write‐better‐poetry/2020‐november‐pad‐chapbook‐challengeday‐9

The word of the day is Triumph, which also appears in the Senryu. I have to say that I feel anything but triumphant in this moment. In fact, I feel like I’m going to hurl.

https://wordofthedaychallenge.wordpress.com/2020/11/09/triumph/

Buy Links

This book is always free from Kindle Unlimited. The price to own a copy is $2.99.

https://amzn.to/328embo

The PDF is available from Payhip for $1.50, which is approximately half of the Amazon price. Any tip included to help offset fees set by Paypal and Payhip is appreciated.

https://bit.ly/DecMoodPH

Or buy the PDF on Odysee for 15 LBC, which is approximately half the Amazon price. The value of an LBC at the time of this posting was approximately $0.05. 

https://bit.ly/DecMoodOd




Saturday, December 18, 2021

Weekend Writing Warriors: December Mood #8Sunday SnipSun

 


Genre: Poetry

Words: Approximately 20,000.

Heat Level: Nuclear blast for outrage. Frozen ocean on Neptune for sex.

Blurb

This is my third poetry volume. Per the description on Amazon:

Ornery Owl is a curmudgeonly crone who does not play by the rules. She is a proud feminist and not the fun kind. She is a mother who wonders what kind of world she will be leaving her son. She hopes against hope that her words will prompt people to think and make changes for the better.

The works in this poetry collection were written in the autumn and winter of 2020. They are filled with anger and appreciation, gratitude and grief, hope and outrage, trauma and healing. They cover topics such as abuse, bullying, body image, eating disorders, PTSD, misogyny, sexual assault, size shaming, and climate change.

The words are the real, honest revelations of a disabled woman who was repeatedly misused before learning to respect herself. You may resonate with the words, but know that they have the potential to awaken painful emotions and trigger disturbing memories. Hopefully, they may also inspire those who need the nudge to become their own advocates.

Snippet

YOUR TRUE LIGHT

Be shining your light

In time of new beginnings

Light need not be bright

Don't let naysayers stop you

From sharing your true talent

Further Thoughts: Your True Light

A few years ago, I wasn't in a great place mentally. In truth, I haven't been in a great place mentally for most of my life. For me, poetry has always been the one place where I can let it bleed. The medium doesn't judge, but people still do because, let's face it, people suck.

There was a commenter who referred to the angry, dark poetry that I was writing at the time as "cathartic" and said something along the lines of that I would one day be "a beacon of light for the world."

This made me see red for a couple of reasons.

Buy Links

This book is always free from Kindle Unlimited. It will be free to own between December 17 and December 21, 2021. The normal price is $2.99.

https://amzn.to/328embo

The PDF is available from Payhip for $1.50, which is approximately half of the Amazon price. Any tip included to help offset fees set by Paypal and Payhip is appreciated.

https://bit.ly/DecMoodPH

Or buy the PDF on Odysee for 15 LBC, which is approximately half the Amazon price. The value of an LBC at the time of this posting was approximately $0.05. 

https://bit.ly/DecMoodOd

Hoppin' Around the Xmahanukwanzyule Tree


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I have some availability to do book reviews but those take longer as I'm quite busy with my own projects. Promo posts are much easier for me to manage.

Happy holidays to everyone!

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

A Pot of Poetic Gold



All right, it's nowhere near as good as finding a pot of gold, but from March 17 until March 21, 2020, you can pick up the Ornery Old Lady's first book of poems absolutely free. But don't wait because, on March 22, the price returns to 99 cents.

Enjoy varied verses from melancholy to wacky in this virtual treasure trove of rhyme and free verse. Grab your copy today!

Why would you wait? Getting a good thing free is the second best thing to finding a pot of gold. And if you decide that the Ornery Old Lady's thing really isn't your thing, well, you spent exactly nothing to make that discovery, so you still come out ahead!



Ornery Owl
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