It seems no matter what I do, Axe Man just won't get a clue!
Axe Man Is A Clueless Chump
Axe Man does not see
He is not the one
He keeps asking me
To see his big tool
Seriously why?
Why is he a fool?
I've got my own man
Cupid is cruel
Axe gets lots of chicks
Groupies by the gross
Still he just can't see
That he makes me sick
He wants me alone
He thinks he's so slick
He's slick as gruel
That fell in the pool
~Brittney~
Brittney is one of the most famous and best-loved DJ's at KHEL 666 Radio Netherworld and a journalist for FOGNL/UNDEAD Media Services. In this report, she and Detective Olivia Benson discuss the demerits of this year's VILE Awards winners, and Axe Man's unwanted advances.
Brittney has been trying to thwart Axe Man's advances since 2006.
Example #1:
Angel Delight
Sweet little angel
fill my heart with joy;
let me feel the love
you will give today.
In your shining eyes,
bright as sunshine’s ray
you bring me delight
each and every day.
Filled with loving grace,
you enrich my soul;
God’s gift from above,
I’ll always embrace.
Your smile warms my heart
when I see your face;
as I watch you play
from me do not stray.
Copyright © 2007 Shelley A. Cephas
