Wednesday, April 14, 2021

From Where I'm Sitting

 


The above photo was taken by me just before starting work on this poem from the spot where I park my ass to write. No filters, no retouching, it is what it is. If you want to use it, please credit me.

From where I'm sitting

There are doves and sparrows in the tree outside my window

Plotting to take a dump on my car

People compare me to a whale because of my size

But really, I'm more like a badger 

A loner in my warren 

Writing adult fantasy

My deadpan would do Daria proud

Though I’m not a Morgendorffer

I’m a Hartley

A stag standing alone in my field

First name Cara

Meaning beloved in Italian

I haven’t a sprinkling of Italian in my blood, and nobody loves me

The name means “friend” in Celtic, and I’ve tried to be that, although

I don’t know if I’ve done very well

Lorraine is a town in France, and that’s all I know about it

There is often an odor in my warren

The result of my cooking experiments

Not my perspiration

I imagine most would find me far from dignified

Sitting in the crevice of my couch

Never ecstatic and far from upwardly mobile

I must be careful about the motions I make with my arms

So as not to cause them to convulse with pain

Compromise brought about by old work injuries

There have been many injuries to this used-up body rife with fat and gristle

I once was strong, but I never much appreciated it

I would rather have pushed buttons

Than be forced to work with people

Though some of my patients taught valuable lessons

I didn’t mind jobs where my function

Was transporting things over the road

Now I live in a brick seashell

In a tiny landlocked town

Waiting for delivery of a freezer

While wishing to hear the news

That the Trump Crime Family was headed for prison

~cie~

280 Words



Day 14: Write a "from where you're sitting" poem.

Compare a human experience to a trait of an animal.


https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2021/04/12/wordle-236/

Ecstatic

Seashell

Odor

Arms

Motion

Gristle

Upward

Convulse

Perspire

Buttons

Loner

Crevice


Day 12
“Past and Future.” This prompt challenges you to write a poem using at least one word/concept/idea from each of two specialty dictionaries: Lempriere’s Classical Dictionary and the Historical Dictionary of Science Fiction.

I used Daria from Lempriere's Classical Dictionary, although I refer to the 1990s cartoon character Daria rather than the Mesopotamian city.

I used the reference "adult fantasy" from the Historical Dictionary of Science Fiction. Most of my fictional works could be classified as adult fantasy.

Day 13: write a poem in the form of a news article you wish would come out tomorrow.

Day 14: write a poem that delves into the meaning of your first or last name.

TRANSPORT
DIGNIFIED
ROAD

https://poetsandstorytellersunited.blogspot.com/2021/04/weekly-scribblings-65-bird-is-word.html

Write a bit of poetry or prose involving birds.

The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


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8 comments:

  1. This was a fascinating piece. Cara is the name of Supergirl — but spelled with a K... Kara Zor-El. Not sure what the hell that has to do with anything? It just struck me as I read.

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  2. What an incredible blend of prompts, Cara! I enjoyed the stream of consciousness ramble from where you’re sitting, just watching the birds, and the exploration of your name. I often feel like a badger alone in my warren but hope to get out and about again soon. The oxymoronic image in these lines called out to me:
    ‘Now I live in a brick seashell
    In a tiny landlocked town’.

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  3. What a delightful monologue that invites the reader to enter your world. Fact or fiction it matters nothing as piece places the reader right there with you.

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  4. I hope and believe that you are undestimating yourself but feeling like that (as you so often do) is a tragedy.
    And I hope your freezer arrives soon.

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  5. PS: I like your view - and love the window.

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  6. I'm joining you in waiting for the Trump Crime Family to be imprisoned. (It may be a long wait.) Meanwhile, I do hope that the sparrows and doves spare your car!

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  7. How wonderfully you combined all these prompts! The Trump Crime Family – that's calling it like it is! All your details are wonderful, building up to a complete picture of someone who, if not loved, is at least very likeable at this remove.

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  8. Outstanding, Cie! You covered quite a bit, with a biting tongue to match.

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