A to Z Blogging Challenge: O is for Ode

A to Z Blogging Challenge

O is for Ode

by

Brittney

Popular KHEL 666 DJ Brittney and her little friend Merlin

Greetings, Worms! DJ Brittney here, ordering you to read my entry into this undeserving contest. An Ode is a poem glorifying a person, place, or thing. Many odes have been written about me, so it would be kind of redundant to write one about myself. So instead I'll write an Ode to the Netherworld.

An Ode to the Netherword

by

Brittney

The Netherworld is my home

Although from it I often roam

To other worlds in the gloam

I love the Netherworld

PANSI may complain

But she is just a drain

And she doesn't have a brain

I love the Netherworld

There are demons, ghosts, and ghouls

And a whole damn lot of fools

Some creatures you might even call cool

I love the Netherworld

With Xenomorph nothing rhymes

But there's lots of them around all the time

I don't mind them except for the slime

I love the Netherworld

I've been with a few men, it's true

But nowhere near as many as Peggy Sue

Anyway, I've better things to do than screw

I love the Netherworld

Listen to my show on KHEL-666

Where the music really kicks

Stick around and you'll learn a few tricks

I love the Netherworld

Axe Man may think one day

He'll get a piece, but there's no way

I don't really mind him anyway

I love the Netherworld

Well, I'm about out of time

Although I could probably come up with another rhyme

I'll make this my last line

I LOVE THE NETHERWORLD!

~Brittney~

I hope that keeps you worms going for a while! Don't forget my live show this Saturday night at Ugly Grace's. Send your requests to me, mistressbrittney at khel666 dot com

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