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Axe Man's unrequited lust for Brittney has yet to be fulfilled
Brittney's Loveless Fourteener Ode to Axe Man And Other Stuff
by
Brittney (duh)
With lots of interruptions from various twits
Try though he might, Axe Man will never get into my pants
Although I don't wear pants, he still will never get a chance
In the nine years I've known Axe Man, he's never stopped trying
He's sure selling it hard, but that don't mean that I'm buying
PANSI (R) being sniffed by Leon, to her absolute horror
Aubvey (L)
Kung Fu Leopard (C)
PANSI says that Axe Man is just a big old blast feemer
I guess that it's true, plus he's a planner and a schemer
His plans always fall through though, because he's lacking in brains
Axe thinking is like going bowling without any lanes
Emrald doing a mystical dance with the assistance of Wheelz the Spider
Emrald says we ought to be writing about Malcolm Young
Our half-assed publicist, Cie Cheesemeister, preparing to combat some sort of spectral nuisance with a salt-filled pistol and a watermelon
She says that The Cheesemeister wants his praises to be sung
Admissibly, Malcolm is a damn great guitarist
Also in his favor: he doesn't make an ass of himself chasing after me like an idiot the way Axe Man does
The wings look cool, but The Cheesemeister looks like a fool the way she fawns over them...and the rest of him
As If I don't hear Cheesy praising Malcolm every night
They're the dorkiest couple, and that's being polite
Aubvey, with Spookley Punkin
Aubvey says I'm being rude, but I'm just telling the truth
Dr. Doo Doo and Doo Doo Girl, the Netherworld's resident Farmacists
Oh look, there goes Doo Doo Girl, flying higher than the roof
~Brittney~
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