Aubvey's Netiquette

Miss Aubvey Winslow shares her Wise Words of Wisdom with the Web

Dearest World Wide Webbin' Keyboard Warriors

Listen up, cause Miss Aubvey's got something to say

Those of y'all who are goin' online and tellin' folks to kill themselves

Cause they don't agree with your thoughts on whatever and what have you

Bless your little hearts!

That really ain't very nice

I ain't here to tell y'all what to do

I only ask you to think twice

How would you feel if someone was to say to you

That you oughta cut your wrists

Or find a tree and hang yourself

That really just ain't right

Now, maybe it wouldn't bother you too much

Maybe you're all rough and tough

But some folks ain't had an easy time in life

And maybe it wouldn't take much 

To make 'em actually take a jump in the drink

Some folks are standin' on the brink

I ain't sayin' you gotta agree with every ole body's every ole thought

I'm just askin' you not to let the rotten come pourin' out

Just 'cause you disagree

With someone's religion or politickin' or sports team or what have you

Do like Miss Aubvey

Put a little spoonful of sugar on it

Let it melt in your mouth and mind a while

'Fore you let it come pourin' out on your keyboard.

Love,

Aubvey

Aubvey Winslow is a beloved Netherworld character given to us by an old blogging friend many years ago.

NaPoWriMo Day 3 & 4: Brittney's Loveless Fourteener Ode to Axe Man And Other Stuff

Axe Man's unrequited lust for Brittney has yet to be fulfilled

Brittney's Loveless Fourteener Ode to Axe Man And Other Stuff

by

Brittney (duh)

With lots of interruptions from various twits

Try though he might, Axe Man will never get into my pants

Although I don't wear pants, he still will never get a chance

In the nine years I've known Axe Man, he's never stopped trying

He's sure selling it hard, but that don't mean that I'm buying

PANSI (R) being sniffed by Leon, to her absolute horror

Aubvey (L)

Kung Fu Leopard (C)

PANSI says that Axe Man is just a big old blast feemer

I guess that it's true, plus he's a planner and a schemer

His plans always fall through though, because he's lacking in brains

Axe thinking is like going bowling without any lanes

Emrald doing a mystical dance with the assistance of Wheelz the Spider

Emrald says we ought to be writing about Malcolm Young

Our half-assed publicist, Cie Cheesemeister, preparing to combat some sort of spectral nuisance with a salt-filled pistol and a watermelon

She says that The Cheesemeister wants his praises to be sung

Admissibly, Malcolm is a damn great guitarist

Also in his favor: he doesn't make an ass of himself chasing after me like an idiot the way Axe Man does

The wings look cool, but The Cheesemeister looks like a fool the way she fawns over them...and the rest of him

As If I don't hear Cheesy praising Malcolm every night

They're the dorkiest couple, and that's being polite

Aubvey, with Spookley Punkin

Aubvey says I'm being rude, but I'm just telling the truth

Dr. Doo Doo and Doo Doo Girl, the Netherworld's resident Farmacists

Oh look, there goes Doo Doo Girl, flying higher than the roof

~Brittney~

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