30 Days of Haiga: Day 5: Apple

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Words by Leslynne L'Amour

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No Poetry Style Begins With X

Since there is no poetry style that starts with X, I thought I'd share a poem about my seXuality. 

That is to say, biseXuality.

And all the eXtremely unseXy assumptions that are made about people like me.

Here is a good basic post about what bisexuality is.

UnseXy Assumptions

When people find out that I

Identify as bi

Sometimes they assume this means

I'm horny all the time

That I'll lay it on the line

With anyone who makes a pass

That all takers will get some ass

All they have to do is ask

Or maybe the assumption is made that I

Am telling a lie

Because there's no such thing as bi

There's only a pathetic chick

Who doesn't want to admit

She's really a dyke

All the guys think they can screw the lez away

Certain lesbians think I'm a traitor to anyone gay

Some people think I have it easier

Because I could go either way

But it's not that easy anyway

I don't always act on attraction

Don't give in to every distraction

In fact I'm not easy

I'm really quite shy

I never did find the right girl or guy

Don't assume things about me

Because of my bisexuality

And I won't assume things about you

~Leslynne~