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Friday, November 26, 2021

November PAD Challenge 2021: Well Crap, It's a Turkey Day Murder

 

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A funny fictional Haibun in 100 words for your post-Thanksgiving pleasure.

It was Thanksgiving morning and famously temperamental chef Octavian O’Hara lay dead on the floor of his restaurant; a meat cleaver buried in the top of his head. Medical Examiner Devraj Byron, a short, stout, middle-aged Indian man, shrugged as he explained his outrageous theory to Sergeant Bulan Eini, a hard-boiled lady detective for whom M.E. Byron carried a blazing torch.

“I know it makes me sound crazy, Sarge, but with the angle of the blow, the only one who coulda done it is the turkey!”

the bird escaped clean

who knew turkeys could fight back?

I'll just have stuffing.

~ornery owl~

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