While hiking in the woods that fateful eve
Our heroine needed to be relieved
Behind a tree her goal was achieved
To be followed by misery she'd not have believed
Thanks to the devil three-leaved
~Cie~
True story, Folks.
Prompt used:
Five Lines or Less
https://patriciasplace.me/2017/01/16/oh-so-relieved/

This made me smile, but I know it wasn't the least bit funny at the time. I know other folks who have encountered this same itchy situation. Well done, a fun read. :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Josie. If it weren't for calamine lotion, I'd not have slept at all for two weeks!
DeleteMy sympathy. I had a similar experience at age 7, on a fishing trip. *augh*
ReplyDeleteIt was wretched, all down the backs of both legs. It took about 6 weeks for it to be entirely gone.
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