An Ode to Death Cheese

VILE Awards Judge Gangrine Nadds has penned a poem expressing his respluvicant admiration for Vogon fan favorite band Death Cheese

An Ode to Death Cheese

A Poem of Juquotic Xefrax

by

Gangrine Nadds, Esq.

Ah, Death Cheese!

None but thou causes me to breef so eloquent!

Only you may abscond eltword

To the vast reaches of space condensed

Like milk of earth bovines in a can

If I might be so bold as to inquire

For inquring minds want to know

From whence cometh the plostrus plague of thine inspiration?

Could it be the tabrous lock of your frontal lobe

Or is it in fact your nuafuk which so hydrates your rafwab?

We gastrotidly await the bombrous day of your return

When you shall grace us once again with your splunge-filled latitudes

And bring to the VILE awards a most noprous sfwilm

Bestow upon us your mighty gamut of brukk

Crush us beneath your boots of tyrannical doba

And bedeck our halls with bows of gakpuv and cuktod

Gangrine Nadds, Esq.

Board of Musical luydoj

Judge, 2013 Vogon Intergalactic Lyrical Endowment Awards